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Spotted this at the elderscrolls forum, where I browsed a bit, since noone had replied to the FO3 thread for a while.
I really had to constrain myself not to flame the author.
My dog that I have had for 10 years just died she was hit by a car in the street as I was going to school. My dog never bit anyone or barked at anything she was such a sweet and loving dog but she just couldn't stay out of the road. It was awful to see her like this her hip was torn open and she was bleeding bad then she went into shock and she died right next to me with her last bit of strength she walked over to me laid down and died at my feet and the bastards that hit her didn't even stop to help they just ran off not looking back I am about to bury her. The only thing that comforts me is that ny mom told me she felt no pain as she died and so I say goodbye to my dog to whom I loved very much.
Noone should be allowed to post such bullshit without severe consequences.
How about we get a tad sensitive and shed a tear or two huh?
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Post by Jimmyjay86 »

Tell him the dog felt excrutiating pain for the last several minutes of its life and would have torn the kid's throat out for not tying it up if it had the strength.
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Post by Mismatch »

lol, I was thinking about summit along those lines...
Like sayin that "by not tying your dog, you more or less did the same as them trying to dry their pets in the microwave oven"


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but I'll post your suggestion, and see what comes of it...

Edit again:
who the fuck names a dog snowflake anyway???

lol, the response:
you are probably right but thats a pretty cold hearted thing to say someone who just lost a pet he loved. have a little compassion, for crying out loud. I'm fairly sure he already feels terrible about it.
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Post by atoga »

What would drive someone to post some meaningless bullshit about their pet to a bunch of people they hardly even know?

That brings up an important question:

Dogs or cats?

Personally I'm more of a cat guy, but I really like some types of dogs (German shepherds, mostly).
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Post by Kashluk »

Rottweilers, Great Danes, Mastiffs and Dobermanns are some hell of a great races. Dogs rule. We used to have a bitch Rottweiler long time ago and she kicked ass.

Cats are ok, we have tons of 'em right now. But the fact still stands: cats = drag queens.
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Post by Nicolai »

Heh, what a nub.


Anyway, I like Schaefers (sp?), Dobermanns and Rottweilers + some other kuhrazy dog that I don't know the name of, but it's all furry and stuff.
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Post by MurPHy »

I'm definitely a cat person. I have two right now. One is a big orange and white tabby, who is constantly catching mice, chipmunks, birds, and squirells. The sucky thing is, he always brings it in the house right after he killed it, and it always drips a lot of blood everywhere. He is one nasty motherfucker.

The other is a pussy (forgive the really bad pun). He's a pansy grey and black runt. And he's fat. He's good for a laugh, though.
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Post by Blargh »

Utterly naive, consequently amusing. Yet simultaneously quite depressing. 'Tis after all a terrible thing to lose a friend to traumatic circumstances.

I'm ambivalent to cats/dogs, I prefer ferrets. However I do currently have a psychotic, evil tabby/siamese cross. In short, he is a vindictive, wrathful sod. :drunk:
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I have a soft spot for most animals, though spiders scare me.
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Cats rule, hands down, over dogs.
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Post by Blargh »

As unfeasible as it currently is, I would quite like a spider the size of a small house for a loyal, obedient pet. I'd call it Jesus. :drunk:
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I'd call mine Lucifer, and have it do my bidding.
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Post by Wolfman Walt »

Mr. Teatime wrote:I have a soft spot for most animals, though spiders scare me.
Only class pet we had was a rosey haired south american Tarantula named Fang. I voted for the name "Ned Flanders." I also ended up being one of the "Tarantula Wranglers" which is the worst job in a science class anyone can have, especially with a really poisonous spiders.
Harriers for the cup.
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Dogs roxor.
I AM the jackal
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