Herve has a rent boy??

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:33 pm

[Company -> Update]

You read it here first. The <a href="http://ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boar ... LY">Raging Bull</a> forums have a <a href="http://ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boar ... 5">post</a> from rbusslinger saying,
 
 <blockquote>The Interplay office does exist. I have seen it. Small, but they are still trying to make something out of this mess.</blockquote>
 
 This is followed by orionquest <a href="http://ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boar ... >asking</a>,
 
 <blockquote>Is Herve the only one occupying the office?</blockquote>
 
 ...to which russlinger <a href="http://ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boar ... replies</a>,
 
 <blockquote>No, I saw someone else there. Did not see Herve there.</blockquote>
 
 Now, there are two possibilities here. Either Herve can afford to employ someone other than his imaginary, legendary FOOL design team, or he's hired a cheap rent boy with the cash he scrapes out of gutters. We all know which option is more likely.
 
 Spotted at: <A HREF="http://ragingbull.lycos.com/mboard/boar ... LY">Raging Bull forums</A>

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:17 am

Maybe he's setting a scamming company or something.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:43 am

Maybe he's started a telemarketing scam to finance FOOL?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:03 am

Or finance his own full-of-holes pockets.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:19 am

HELLO FRIEND,

I HAVE URGENT AND VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU. MY NAME IS MSR. HERVE CAEN. IN APRIL OF 2004 MY BROTEHR AND I HAD A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR COMPANY THAT THE GOVERNMENT HAS SEIZED UNLAWFULLY FOR TAXES. WE MANAGED TO HIDE AWYA $400 MILLION IN MONEY THAT WE ARE TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY. WE NEED YOUR HELP TO SET UP A BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR FOREIGN COUNTRY SO THAT WE CAN LIVE RICH AGAN. SEND ME YOUR NAME AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND YOUR FAX NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN EXPEDITE THIS TRANSFERRAL OF LARGE AMOUNTS OF CASH. PLEASE HELP US SAVE THE FAMILY FORTUNE FROM CORRUPT GOVERNMET OFFICIALS.

BEST REGARDS,

MR. HERVE CAEN

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:55 am

Re: Finanical aid request.

Mr Cain, pease go fuck yourself.

Then make a functioning lightsaber, shove it up your ass, then ignite it.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:35 pm

Why the need for SW references?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:00 pm

I've never been overly impressed on any particular level by e-mail scam content, but Jimmyjay86's delightful interpretation of such a stale waste of time was in a word - amusing. Unsurprisingly, Teatime's conjecture was too.

@S4aur0n27 - possibly because PsychoSniper is a nonc- an apparent Star Wars . . fan ?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:32 pm

It was still rather unfunny.