This is going to be somewhat long, but bear with me and you'll see the light.
More Jews go boom in Israel. More Russians go boom near Chechnya. George Bush "vows" to help Russia in any way necessary and Israel decides to speed up the building of the secruity fence, that when complete, will have the reverse effect of the German ghetto camps in ww2.
But you may be wondering, "dude, iohkus, what does all this have to do with me? I'm just a god loving peaceful American who pays taxes and tries to make ends meet" well, as much as it sucks, it has everything to do with you. Why? Quite simply because you're an American citizen. I know... it sounds bad... but that's because it sort of is?
You see... Russia and the US are close military partners now that the commies are out. And these Chechen "rebels" aren't really ragheads... they're pretty much Russian's whove adopted Islam as their faith. But why are Chechens called Chechens and not Russians? Well Russia really sucks at governing anything outside of moscow, let alone inside moscow. Even the Soviets had a hard time governing their republics (see Gulags, see Stalin).
Russia really is too big for its own good, and they can't just give independance to everyone who wants it. I mean FUCK, that'd be like asking the Russian people to be free in the first place. That'd mean the gov't would probably have to crack down on corruption. That'd mean they'd probably have to close some Vodka factories to try and get the country to sober up. But all this costs money you see, money Vldamir Putin doesn't want to spend... even if he had it. So it's just easier to go bomb the living SHIT out of anyone who stands up to you... I mean, it's solved all of our problems in the past right? look how nice the world is because of it... maybe Russians are just used to dying, being drunk and lazy, and corrupt on top of that. YAY!
Now to the Jews. Israel is to the USA what testicles are to the shaft.
Recently you just got more Jews blow'd the FUCK up. Why? Because you have people (ragheads) who have nothing to lose and everything to gain. What do I mean? Well, when your entire existence has been oppressed by checkpoints, sanctions, and poverty... you tend to get a little pissed... if you don't, then you're a butt turd. Well okay, now i've put you in the disenfranchised mindset, your mother is sick and dying and refuses to eat because she doesn't want to strain the family's meager resources, your uncle recently got blown the shit up by an Israeli apache... blah blah blah... your basically living in the hell. And you look around you, the people you love are in misery and the reason is the Jew man. What would you do? Hug him? No, I would blow the fucker up if i had a chance. Or atleast cut the Jew cycle at the root and go for the children. That's more effective, isn't it? BTW, i'm not really racist. really.
So now i've pretty much justified suicide bombings as an effective means of warfare.
Now that the icky parts are mostly covered, you might be wondering, WAT CAM I DO IOHKUS? IM JUST A PEACE LOVING AMERICAN THAT WANTS TO FEED MY KIDS.
If you're American and have read anything i've just typed and don't feel passionate in one way or another, either guilt or anger then you're hopeless and can't change much of anything. Even if you tried to learn the issues, you are already an apathetic zombie of modern western society and better off to the human race dead. But I don't want to have to think about your mom wondering why you shoved a pencil into your own face tonight so don't do it... not that I like you, just I haven't met your mom. And she might be attractive, and I might want to have a chance at fucking her in the ass and making her cry... and if she knew I was somehow responsible indirectly in the death of her son/daughter, that would likely decreases my chances. Unless she's a slut. Which most American women pretty much are?
If you are, however, one who's curious to find out if life has any meaning whatsoever, I urge you to vote Bush. Only by speeding up the coming apocalypse will you ensure that I get to see the world end in my lifetime. Not only do you give me the chance to live my post-apocalyptic fantasy but you'll also prove the nature of human life; short, miserable, and pointless.
If however, you want to "annoy me" don't vote for bush. If you want me to respect you as a human being, vote for Nader. If you want me to disown you, then vote for Kerry. Lesser of 2 evils is worse then voting for the bigger of 2 evils. Atleast if you vote for the biggest asshole, you get it over with quicker, why prolong the inevitable?
OKAY, IVE MADE MY PEECE, BAI PEEOPLE, VOTE BUSH REMEMBAR
In remembrance of Porcu 
