The Vent

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:32 pm

Nicolai wrote:Try to drink some drano, maybe it'll.. loosen things up a bit

Whats that then?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:30 am

Watch Heathers.

Doc Hill · Post by **Doc Hill** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:32 am

WEll, sulfiric acid SHOULD loosen you up...and melt your insides, but hey, everything has it's price.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:15 am

Doc Hill wrote:I know that I'll always be the black sheep (On DAC, that is a hell of an acompishment)

Hardly. I can think of quite a few others who are generally more loathed than you are: Johnny, Fallout Ranger, Subhuman, et al. Even your fuckbuddy Kotario, maybe.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:31 am

Doc Hill wrote:WEll, sulfiric acid SHOULD loosen you up...and melt your insides, but hey, everything has it's price.

Thats pretty bad advice, you know... I hope your not a real doctor mr. hill

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:58 am

http://www.webspawner.com/users/juanitasstory/

Somewhat non work safe

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:43 am

Forty-six & Two wrote:Thats pretty bad advice, you know... I hope your not a real doctor mr. hill

He (EL DOCTORIO HILLIO) has the ego, but not the intellect, ability, or tolerance for murder of patients and embezzlement of their estates. You are safe, Fourty-six & Two, for now.

As a real, qualified, sane doctor, I would have to suggest you read a R.A Salvatore 'novel', if that doesn't work, consider your condition permanent. 'Tis unlikely even death by asphyxiation would cure you, if R.A Salvatore does not.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:46 am

Blargh wrote:As a real, qualified, sane doctor, I would have to suggest you read a R.A Salvatore 'novel', if that doesn't work, consider your condition permanent. 'Tis unlikely even death by asphyxiation would cure you, if R.A Salvatore does not.

Ive read like 13 of his novels already...

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:08 pm

There's no hope for you, then.
Maybe you should OD on paracet or something

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:25 pm

Nicolai wrote:There's no hope for you, then.
Maybe you should OD on paracet or something

Oh shit.

In a few days someone will break down my apartment door and find my fart bloated corpse! Oh the horror, I am doomed!

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:26 pm

Parafin oil, which can be bought at any self respecting pharmacy, or a perscribed laxative. Also, DON'T EVEN POST ABOUT YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS EVER AGAIN, you stupid attention whore.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:40 pm

the guardian wrote:Parafin oil, which can be bought at any self respecting pharmacy, or a perscribed laxative. Also, DON'T EVEN POST ABOUT YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS EVER AGAIN, you stupid attention whore.

Hehe, your so beautifull when your angry mr. guardian.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 10:44 pm

My what is so beatiful when I'm angry?

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:48 pm

the guardian wrote:My what is so beatiful when I'm angry?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:41 am

I have a vent:

MY JOB SUCKS. KILL ME.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:53 am

You are what you do.

Which is suck.

Shithead.

Doc Hill · Post by **Doc Hill** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 12:56 am

Never said I gave "good" advice. And I'm not the most hated?Don't know whether to be happy or dissapointed. Oh well.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 2:19 am

Doc Hill wrote:WEll, sulfiric acid SHOULD loosen you up...and melt your insides, but hey, everything has it's price.

Drano is a strong base, not sulfuric acid. Of course they both will "loosen you up", so it doesn't really matter.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Tue Nov 16, 2004 2:22 am

Franz Schubert wrote:Drano is a strong base, not sulfuric acid. Of course they both will "loosen you up", so it doesn't really matter.

I guess Kemosabe Hill didn't teach him the ways of the pH scale, eh?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Thu Nov 18, 2004 12:20 am

Subhuman wrote:I have a vent:

MY JOB SUCKS. KILL ME.

Pick the spot and I will put you out of my misery.