Shitty Games.

Discuss anything from Age of Empires to Wasteland. Any gaming talk that isn't Fallout-related goes here.
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S4ur0n27 wrote:FF7 and FFT > you
Remember please, that in this instance you = nothing. AHAHA !

Oh yeah, add Soldier of Fortune I/II - poorly designed, banal shite. Avoid. Huzzah. Yes. :drunk:
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I'd agree, however the first Soldier of Fortune was so horrible that it would cause my friend to throw up from motion sickness if he even remotely watched the screen. Hilarity ensued.
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Post by avenger69ie »

worst recent game i've played
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Post by Nicolai »

You know, I rather liked SoF1. The first few levels were quite amusing. Blowing off limbs = win :drunk:
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SoF1 was pretty cool, yeah.
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Post by Megatron »

I AGREE

I don't buy shitty games, so I don't really play them lol.

Painkiller was pretty crap though. I returned that and got FAR CRY!
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Post by Blargh »

Well, yes, I'll admit the dismemberment in SoE I/II was rather like the RPHG of Mesiah, a lone, relatively amusing feature, drowned out by the chaff. However, if I wanted dismemberment at the time, I'd just play Die by the Sword. Another fairly awful game, redeemed by the ability to kill things with their own arms. Grand multiplayer, but carp nonetheless. Woe. :drunk:
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Another shitty game: Megaman Legends for the Playstation. Worst game ever.
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Post by Subhuman »

Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness. The suckiest suck that ever sucked.
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Post by Mad Max RW »

Baldur's Gate 2. The only game I never beat because of how awful it is. And it still pisses me off.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

ToB was ten times worst than BG2.
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Post by Blargh »

Certain mods could make both tolerable, perhaps even enjoyable. ToB especially would require some ingenious work to achieve either. :drunk:
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Post by Burnov »

Most recent game that sucked that I briefly tried to play: Doom 3.

Warcraft 3, Sacrifice, pretty much -any- RTS.

Hidden Invasion for the PS2 was really bad, and at the same time I enjoyed it's awfulness.

Quake 3. Any Tribes game.

There are probably more but I can't think of them right now.

Completely forgetting the obvious, ANY M.M.O.G out there.

Messiah was fun for a while. I personally don't know why it drew such ire from people. I enjoyed possessing people, there were some things that were annoying, such as ridiculous puzzles. Still. There were far worse games.

SOF 1 was better than 2 in my opinion. Even with my new pc, SOF 2 "looks" like it runs shitty and then I realized the animations were just god fucking awful. I couldn't play it as a result of that.

I liked Big Red Racing. The physics made it enjoyable as well as the network play. The swamp boat and jeep races were the most enjoyable. It was nothing special however.
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Post by atoga »

I don't play shitty games.

I sure have posted a lot of one-liners lately.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

Burnov, might as well say you hate fucking everything except FFT?
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Post by Burnov »

Well, I hate a lot of games. Yeah.

I truly am becoming a self-loathing gamer.
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Post by Ortchel »

Big Red Racing is a classic, what the hell?
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Post by the guardian »

Doom3 was ok. A lot of people complain about hardly being able to see anything, but I kinda liked it. Helps instill panic, if you like that sorta thing in a FPS.
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Post by Subhuman »

Meh, give me System Shock 2 any day. It covers that "dark and scary" thing. It also covers that "deep, involving gameplay" thing. Doom 3 is basically a really expensive game engine. System Shock 2 is a game.
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Ortchel wrote:Big Red Racing is a classic, what the hell?
Compared to other racing games at the time, including MegaRace and Hi-Octane, BRR was a big turd in the racing flowerbed. I was much more pleased with that Al Unser Jr. game for the NES.
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