Birthday surprise

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:50 pm

So tomorrowÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s my birthday, yay

But since things are pretty bad between my father and I, there are no plans with the rest of my entire family, which sort of sucks, 'cause I wont see half of them for Christmas either...

But I have these two really great friends, who have planned a surprise for me:
One of them will take me and another friend to Copenhagen after school tomorrow, where we 'by coincidence' will meet up with a bunch of other great friends, who'll lead us to an in-the-open ice rink where we'll be drinking and skating and all that.
After that we'll be partying at some place 'till the middle of the night - they've gotten people from all over the country to come, people I usually only see once a month or so. I think it's the greatest surprise (which I of course know nothing about, so ssch).

What's the greatest thing a friend has ever done for you on your birthday?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:56 pm

The greatest thing ever ? They decided not to cut my arm off at the elbow. No joke. For all intents and purposes - have a good one.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:22 pm

what are you, 12? blah blah blah no one gives a shit about your birthday because my birthday's on friday

my friends suck and they probably won't surprise but actually i'm quite glad because at least they aren't planning some gay stuff like taking me to a fucking ice rink and shit. but one of them said he'll buy me pork fat and another one promised i won't make it to the bar so it's cool

i'll drink one and smoke some for you darling

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:25 pm

why all that anger?

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 1:51 pm

Gimp Mask wrote:my friends suck and they probably won't surprise but actually i'm quite glad because at least they aren't planning some gay stuff like taking me to a fucking ice rink and shit. but one of them said he'll buy me pork fat and another one promised i won't make it to the bar so it's cool

Suprise birthday party > pork fat

You are teh unlucky one.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:01 pm

Tingel Tangel wrote:why all that anger?

its what DAC is all about...
that and some game.
for chitty stories about your birthday visit the TES forums. unless they're about rape or pain. like rynos. he rapes well.

Arjuna · Post by **Arjuna** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:08 pm

DAC is about flowers and fairies dammit.
Have a good birthday.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:17 pm

Tingel, first off happy birthday.

secondly, dont worry about the family, you obviously have some friends who care enoug habout you to throw a party in your honour. Do them a favour and enjoy it, you'll have a blast.

Greatest thing i ever did on a birthday was getting absolutely pissed at my 21st, giving a rebel rousing speech, the 21 kisses (dunno if anyone else has this custom at twentyfirsts) Dancing while buckled drunk and on camera... and pulling it off to some degree without looking like a total twat, and finally going home with the girl i fancied for ages and making love to her until i was sober. Ahh memories heheh

Beat that fuckers!

hehe

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:19 pm

Forty-six & Two wrote:Suprise birthday party > pork fat

no way josÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â©, nothing beats a bucketful of good ol' fat

whatever wrote:why all that anger?

yes crap watson!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:38 pm

pork chops > pork fat

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:44 pm

happy birthday...

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:52 pm

Tingel, first off happy birthday.

happy birthday...

you fucking bunch of cockfondling beastiality goatse participating cunts, I didnt see anyone congratulating me on MY birthday.

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:26 pm

Happy Birthday!

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:47 pm

Sounds good. My birfday's on fucking Christmas so...yeah.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:31 pm

Mismatch wrote:you fucking bunch of cockfondling beastiality goatse participating cunts, I didnt see anyone congratulating me on MY birthday.

Thats because youre a mean cunt. Oh, whoopsie. Nobody likes you.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:05 pm

All they're doing is trying to get some free sex.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:28 pm

Mismatch wrote:you fucking bunch of cockfondling beastiality goatse participating cunts,

Less is more, you fucking ponce.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:32 pm

I went to a totally awesome Jethro Tull concert on mine, but no pork fat.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:56 pm

I hate birthdays. I had a birthday party when i was young and it fucking sucked and everyone hated it, i cried for a whole week after that.

My family just makes cake and we open some presents, they must be good presents or i stab them in the face.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:15 pm

Less is more

so, noone saying happy birthday is better than someone saying it?