Birthday surprise

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:32 pm

'Twas an exclusive reference to your overbearing employment of insults. They lose their power (if any) when used in such a way. Tit.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:39 pm

oh, and here I was, thinking that it was a reference to excessive masturbation.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:44 pm

Given your penchant for frequent references to all sorts of such and similar behaviour, that wouldn't surprise me at all, sarcasm or no.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:51 pm

well, in this case, you should take the sarcasm seriously. Since there is no such thing as excessive masturbation.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:59 pm

Says you. Do you write from (in)experience, perhaps ? There are few things worse than raw genitals . . . Too much leads to being jaded, which isn't much fun at all. Moderation in all things, for they are sweeter for being tempered.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:08 pm

raw genitals you get from chex... not masurbation, you just need to use genital lotion.... to soften things up.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:31 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :ddddddddd

I had a birthday party when I was about 4 and it was ast pizza hut and we had pizza and I got a howard the duck annual.

If 46+2 was coming to my ice-rink i would kick him out and say NONE SHALL PASS! and shit. Then piss on his face.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:33 pm

Megatron wrote:If 46+2 was coming to my ice-rink i would kick him out and say NONE SHALL PASS! and shit. Then piss on his face.

Im not going to your ice-rink. Or TingelÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â´s either. So zip it monkeyboy.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:35 pm

i thought you were tingel-tangles friend damn damn

i guess you must be family huh

Janus Matchell · Post by **Janus Matchell** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:52 pm

Well there Tinsel happy freaking birthday!!! And have fun drinking!!!

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:00 pm

Have a happy whatever. My birthdays always suck. D:

jiujitsu · Post by **jiujitsu** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:38 pm

Happy B-day

I don't remember any of my birthdays. I bet if they were any good I would remember them. So, I never had anyone do anything that really meant much to me for my birthday, I guess.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:07 am

This whole father issue escapade is starting to sound like a KGT complex, or a samurai movie plot.

Have a merry birthday. Try not to get raped. Try to send me pictures if you do.

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:46 am

Didn't KGT's father shot himself in the head like 16 times?

Happy birthday, by the way.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:46 am

yeah, he shot himself in head on christmas morning. too punk rock for this.

Arjuna · Post by **Arjuna** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:15 pm

Lower your expectations guys... the key too good birthdays and everything. Yeehaa!

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:38 pm

Megatron wrote:yeah, he shot himself in head on christmas morning. too punk rock for this.

Yeah, and he was like so mean that he woke up from the grave the next day and killed 20% of KGT's remaining brothers.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:53 pm

He's like the Sid Vicious of DAC.

Birthdays only suck if you fail to get drunk.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:40 pm

How can you fail at that?

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 11:51 pm

Happy B-day, Tingel. Hope you had a great time, regardless of the circumstances.

Subhuman wrote:Birthdays only suck if you fail to get drunk.

Well, by that definition mine sucked. Mine was yesterday and I seem to have "failed" to get drunk. Probably because I "failed" to go to the store and buy some alcohol.

How thoughtless of me...

OTB

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