Birthday surprise
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Subhuman wrote:That's what I mean. You failed to make the effort to get properly wasted, ergo, your birthday sucked. SUCKED.
Not really, I got all sorts of shit done. The last b-day I actually celebrated was #21, after which they just really aren't anything to look forward to, unless you sit around drooling about running for some political office or the fact that your car insurance got a bit less expensive. (Then again, your life insurance get a bit more expensive...)
Indubitably I am, good sir.Subhuman wrote:I hope you're proud of yourself.
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Happy belated birthday, old chap! I strongly recommend getting drunk at Xmas just in case you get sent to the alcohol free sandbox before your next birthday!OnTheBounce wrote:Happy B-day, Tingel. Hope you had a great time, regardless of the circumstances.
Well, by that definition mine sucked. Mine was yesterday and I seem to have "failed" to get drunk. Probably because I "failed" to go to the store and buy some alcohol.Subhuman wrote:Birthdays only suck if you fail to get drunk.
How thoughtless of me...
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A belated thank you for your belated birthday wishes, me china!Viktor wrote:Happy belated birthday, old chap! I strongly recommend getting drunk at Xmas just in case you get sent to the alcohol free sandbox before your next birthday!
I suppose I might want to get in a good last-minute schnockering...unless, of course, I simply invest in some NyQuil.
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PFC OTB: "No Sergeant, I have a cold. Don't know what's wrong, but I can't shake it. Of course, I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. *urp!* Merry fuckin' Christmas!"
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I'm gonna fuck porcu in the ass by proxy with a rolling pin, too.
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