DAC first look: STALKER: Paradise lost

Post by **King of Creation** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:53 am

Tally is up to 5, and so far I only like 1 of them.

EDIT: make that 2

johnsoaz · Post by **johnsoaz** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 4:32 am

The tally says you should consider finding a hobby.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 4:35 am

I think that's six. And isn't running a fansite kind of a hobby?

The dragons in STALKER are pretty cool, but I'm more interested in the complex third-person kung fu fighting system the game has. The developer actually hired an honest to goodness Chinese guy to do motion captures for their chop-socky. It's really amazing when your character wins the big fight against the disciples of the Flying Jade Dojo and he throws up his arms in the air and yells "Yakka-pow!"

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 4:39 am

I'm really quite concerned, everyone..I mean..We're being sued now....I'm scared.

It's amazing that a legit review will make so many dipshits crawl out of the woodwork and show how bad-assed they are by threatening to OMG SUE!!11one

What's wrong with you uptight little gonads? Get a grip on the reality which is DAC, and deal with the dragons. For fuck's sake....Now quit your bitchin and make yourselves useful..Make me a damn sammich, fools!

Post by **King of Creation** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 5:02 am

I happen to have quite a few hobbies...this happens to be one of them

And you folks should be glad that this isn't NMA, or you'd all be banned from the internet or something drastic.

Suvorov Sytyanov · Post by **Suvorov Sytyanov** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 11:29 am

Hi everybody,

my name is Suvorov Sytyanov and I am leader designer of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl. Fans and press e-mailed us about S.T.A.L.K.E.R. preview on forum of DAC.

Please consider that we do not hand out builds outside from offices, this is company policy. And the info in this "preview" are not correct, it's a story.

Dear author of preview, please come and participate in our Literary Contest that we still have running.

@ others: You can find real info about S.T.A.L.K.E.R. on our web site www.stalker-game.com

Thank you and happy new year also from our rest of team!

Regards,

Suvorov Sytyanov

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:18 pm

Dobroho ranku Suvorov Sytyanov, tell me comrade how can we know you are real deal ?
Vsi ljudi narodÃƒâ€¦Ã‚Â¾ujut'sja vil'nimi i rivnimi u svoÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¯j gidnosti ta pravax. Voni nadileni rozumom i sovistju i povinni dijati u vidnoÃƒâ€¦Ã‚Â¡enni odin do odnogo v dusi braterstva...

Suvorov Sytyanov · Post by **Suvorov Sytyanov** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:05 pm

Uwajemi Aneurysm,

Ti mne mojij vjerit ili ostavit sa saboi pravo somnevatsa w maijih slavah.

Prejde chem viskasiwat cwojo mnenie po otnosheniu k etoi Igre ne meshaiet isuchit ne tolko odnu deshowuju ctateiku, a popitatsja naiti drugie sainteresovanie istochniki informatsii.
Ja bi nachal so stranizi S.T.A.L.K.E.R. . Recomenduju!
Nasha igra ne saslujiwaet takoi niskoi ozenki.

S uwajeniem,

Suvorov Sytyanov

Post by **King of Creation** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:34 pm

English please? And at least he gets that its supposed to just be funny.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 4:27 pm

do not worry, me and the other admins of stalker online: we stole our site name from someone else are working around the clock to bring you cutting edge news as it's happening in the offices. Find out the stunning new revelation that you play as a black gangster coming back to his hood to re-unite the families. Have your mind boggled as a portal to (a wet) hell is opened. Ejaculate over brand new spanking videos!

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 4:48 pm

This is for anyone who still doubts Megatron's preview:

The new STALKER box cover/promo.

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 5:39 pm

That's a typo in the feature dealie. It should read:

FEATURING DRAGQUEEN CYBERSEX ACTION*

* Only in Multiplayer.

Fall0ut · Post by **Fall0ut** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 5:59 pm

Blargh wrote:
Fall0ut wrote:And then sue your ass
Make your case then, friend. What are the charges, how do you intend to act upon these concerns, and what hope do you have in the face of whole flocks of top-notch lawyers that will be hired in the event you or your fellow bitches manage to scrape enough pocket money together to hire an insane, blind, barely hominid gimp of a law school flunky for your 'requirements', eh ?

'Tis simple, friend(s). You can't refute the overwhelming evidence to the contrary of your stance on this delicate issue. Where is your evidence ? You have none, you are nothing. Go away, leave us be. We're a local forum and you're not local, you're bitches. We'll have no trouble here !

My family has alot of money, but who I was talking about was GSC and THQ, because you are violating market code. They just have to see this site. Good luck

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 6:09 pm

Violating market code is a supported feature in the latest build (3.2.11.67.53.937.12.B/Delta) actually so we're just getting in the spirit of the game okay.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 6:20 pm

Ah, but then we would counter-sue them for accessing this website without a written consent and due browsing fee, and cross-sue you for causing us severe physical and emotional distress (aka ROFL until we got seasick and threw up on our best t-shirt), thus ruining your family and putting you in jail for 20 years under Patriot Act, where you will soon become some big black guy's bitch, sucking sweaty cocks and being fucked in the ass by the burly inmates.

Good luck!

P.S.
I'm not kidding. You will hear from my lawyer next week.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 6:22 pm

Any moment now I expect Derek Smart to show up and sue us all.

Diemaco · Post by **Diemaco** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 6:50 pm

HAHAHA. You guys are either INCREDIBLY STUPID or just being funny. I expect it's the latter one. Either way, I am rolling over the floor laughing out loud. Hahahaha! Keep up teh 1337 w0rk!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:21 pm

I'm still shocked at how people are fucking stupid

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:22 pm

Same here, I was flabbergasted when I first met that "susan" fellow.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:23 pm

Megatron has some shaky cam footage of him playing the game somewhere, he says he has anyway, so this should prove it once and for all I guess?