DAC Exclusive! Hands on STALKER Report

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:44 pm

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This one sure as hell came out of nowhere. One of our resident pshycopaths, Megatron, after rigging the Ukraine elections gained access to the latest build of the highly anticipated <A HREF="http://stalker-game.com/" target=_blank>STALKER: Revenge of the Lost Chernobyl Babies Shadow of Oblivion</a>. Or something. SPOILER warning!<blockquote>I got my preview copy in the mail and was obviously excited about the next generation of gaming. STA.L.KER, a game in which you play an ex-soldier sent into Chernobyl to find a secret artifact. I quickly ripped open the box and put the cd into my PC. Quickly, I installed the game. I thought 10 cds worth of gaming goodness must be good! I was in for a shock...
 
 You start up the game and are immediately chased by a pick-up truck. You have no weapons and must run down a road while escorting an old army veteran to safety. After a suprise twist it turns out the army veteran was actually a cyborg! This is just one of several examples of the many twists and turns the story makes. One minute you're hunting dragons in an underground bunker. The next you're hunting robots in an underground cave! The simple genius of this game makes it quite simply, great!</blockquote>There's plenty more earth shattering revelations where that came from. Read it all in our world exclusive <A HREF="http://www.duckandcover.cx/forums/viewtopic.php?t=10233" target=_blank>DAC first look: STALKER: Paradise lost</a>.
 
 <A HREF="http://stalker-game.com/" target=_blank>STALKER</a> is due in stores May 20' fuck all chance in hell '05.
 
 Update: We have a new hosted site, <A HREF="http://wasteland.duckandcover.cx/stalker/" target=_blank>STALKER Online</A>. They are without a doubt the definitive source for all your <A HREF="http://stalker-game.com/" target=_blank>STALKER</A> goodness. Actual <A HREF="http://stalker-game.com/" target=_blank>STALKER</A> developers give them the inside scoop on new features such as dragons, dildo launchers, and the secret double dildo impacter gun.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:34 pm

So whassap in Ukraine, Megaton, did you win?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:47 pm

yeah, I threw loads of poisen into the guys face and he turned into two-face from batman, so I stole all his coins.

Post by **DarkUnderlord** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:42 am

Oh dear. It seems this is going South much faster than I had anticipated.

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:37 am

Great scoop!

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:29 am

That's an amazing review, and such a professional fansite. i'm lovin it

Seriously...How the hell did you think all that up? I'm just not that creative anymore.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 4:45 pm

Megatron's Megatron. He pwnz.