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Hope you had a good one/are having a good one/will have a good one. The same rules about ticks and mental cripples apply, of course.
Fuck. I had, until now forgotten what a seriously nasty hangover felt like. MY TEETH ARE BURNING. MY FACE IS MELTING AND MY BRAIN FEELS LIKE IT IS FALLING AWAY LIKE WET CAKE. Refresher courses are not fun at all. The absinthe was worth the pain though. Oh yes. Now if you'll excuse me (yes, pretending you have a choice here), I'm going to go and die for a while. Cheers.
Yay. It's now 2005 here and without any major misshaps. No zombies, killer robots, reanimated Vincent Price. Just shitheads shooting off fireworks. Surprisingly the dog hasn't tried eating the house like he usually does when there's fireworks. Maybe he really has gone deaf.
Guess I loaded the guns and stocked up on beans for nothing... hmm, cans of beans and loaded guns? I'll be back in a bit...
George Bush lowered taxes so the Jews could kill Michael Moore.
i just found half a pizza on the street and ate it
i now understand why it was thrown away as it tasted a bit shit
hope you had a good one too!!!!!111111
you guys i am so durnk right now lol fuck guys i cant beliebe it im drunk and posting on the internet lol. happy new year hope you all had thrusting vomit sex. D id i mention im drunk!