What do you do?

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 8:42 pm

Now you're talking.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:58 am

I do SFA.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:23 pm

Since I got that bird-virus thingy, I havent really been that motivated in doing anything. I mean, jeez, its pretty obvious that death is iminent. So I dropped out of school, and now I just sit around at home, refuse to pay the rent, get wasted and play russian roulette with myself.

After the weekend I might just go outside. Im thinking of donating some sperm.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:38 pm

What bird virus? Is it terminal?

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:43 pm

That mutated asian chicken thingy. I've been having the same cold for months, and its decomposing my mass & muscle. Doctor Fucktard says Im toast, and he got a phd.

Really fucking terminal, it even brakes down antibiotics. Id have a better shot at life, had I aids, thinks I.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:09 pm

st_toxic wrote:That mutated asian chicken thingy.

Any specifics ? Avian flu (though truthfully I can't recall if that can be terminal) ? Sounds unpleasant (Oh really !?). YEEHAW !

st_toxic wrote:Doctor Fucktard

All doctors are fucktards. I'm the only known exception apparently, and only when you hire me to remove that malignant growth from your eye with a fork. Yeah, that one.

*grins*

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:48 pm

Well...wow. That sucks. How did you catch it?

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:52 pm

Dear friend Blargh!

It hurts me to say I know not which warm-blooded, egg-laying, feathered vertebrate is to take credit for this most venomous malady, that has been forced upon me. Neither do I have even the slightest guess of when to expect the reapers arrival, as it is most clear to me I soon will live eternity in the Lands of Chickendeath. A most solitary existance, I am sure.

What we ( my little anti-disease squad ) do know, even if little, is that the Japanazis are to blame, and possibly ( not all of us agree on this ) that God is a cruel man.

I am glad you have found a way to doctor without being a Fucktard, and wish you the best of luck with this 'hired doctoring' ploy. Perhaps you could give a second medical opinion, on this, my, little problem? Even maybe removing this all famous growth, would you? I wish not be all to forward, but ( in all honesty ) have I yet to lose hope of living out a close normal existance.

Cheerio!

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:57 pm

Subhuman wrote:Well...wow. That sucks. How did you catch it?

Me and a few buds were out drinking, and hence we got really fucking drunk. Now I dont know about you, but me, whenever Im wasted I get an apitite. So we pulled up at a Near-Kiosk-hot-dog-stand, and joined the line. Someone in the line had presumably been out of country, and caught the vicious chicken frenzy, and prompted me for discussion about this and that and whatever.

"-Oh boy the united states suck. I remember Nam' it was all bullshit." etc
I was hungry, it was cold, and people who engage other people in conversations like that should be shot. So I told him to fuck off, and he spit me in the face.

At least thats my best damn guess.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:24 pm

im sorry that you have to bring up this personal subject. What I recommend is that you pull down your pants and cough so I can see if you have gential cancer.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:31 pm

I'm sure he doesn't have gential cancer

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:33 pm

I will pull down my trousers, Good Sir, and reveal my gentials.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:46 pm

st_toxic wrote:It hurts me to say I know not which warm-blooded, egg-laying, feathered vertebrate is to take credit for this most venomous malady, that has been forced upon me.

Would vengeance be out of the question ? I.e : depopulate as many avian species via consumption (that is, if your experience hasnÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t ruined your appetite for such fare), hunting, excessive, localised pollution, reckless driving, operation of heavy machinery, chemical experiments, golf etc. Further, and perhaps more accurately, is it feasible to seek out the inbred cunt(s) responsible for your plight ? If it is, then might I suggest applying any, all or other methods of retribution against the humans to blame, rather than the birds ? If it is and you have, it is my sincerest hope that the glow of possibly the only compensation left to you has provided at least some comfort.

st_toxic wrote:Neither do I have even the slightest guess of when to expect the reapers arrival, as it is most clear to me I soon will live eternity in the Lands of Chickendeath. A most solitary existance, I am sure.

I assume you have/are exhausted/ing all avenues of potential recovery ? If not, you are possibly a tit.

st_toxic wrote:snip\ God is a cruel man.

I think it would be fair to write that if there are any gods/greater powers/etc in existence, they are undeniably sadistic. Or perhaps some of us are just short-sighted regarding some 'greater perspective'.

st_toxic wrote:Perhaps you could give a second medical opinion, on this, my, little problem?

My humblest apologies, but my skills at doctoring only function against people who have grievously wronged me. The last person who earned such attempted to sexually abuse someone very close to me, so, honour dictated I provide him with an 'operation', which I did.

st_toxic wrote:Even maybe removing this all famous growth, would you?

You probably don't have such a growth, in my travels I've only noticed it present in/on people who are irredeemable cunts.

st_toxic wrote:I wish not be all to forward, but ( in all honesty ) have I yet to lose hope of living out a close normal existance.

That's reassuring. As trite as it all is, hope is vital. Writing of hope - I hope a viable path to recovery from your foul affliction makes itself known to you, and soon.

st_toxic wrote:

Brilliant. Cheerio and good luck.

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:14 pm

Heh Mr Toxic if you drew that pipboy cartoon u certainly deserve a place in heaven.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:56 am

Blargh wrote:All doctors are fucktards. I'm the only known exception apparently

Another piece of the puzzle that is Blargh falls into place. Unless that's a lie, which is probable. Oh fucking well.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:14 pm

atoga wrote:Another piece of the puzzle that is Blargh falls into place. Unless that's a lie, which is probable. Oh fucking well.

Think what you like, my dear friend. Truth or not, it has no real bearing on the scope of our interaction, does it ?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 2:49 pm

In the next comic though, it does.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 3:29 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:In the next comic though, it does.

How ominous. Don't let the threat of humiliating and debilitating mutilations curb your poetic license, please ? Cheers.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 7:00 pm

Don't worry mate, plenty of people recover from terminal illness.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:05 pm

i've been a leper for over 20 years