Testicular Cancer? No thanks! New stalker preview.

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Testicular Cancer? No thanks! New stalker preview.

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Click the smiley for new secrets :chew:

Thanks to the fine stalker fans on the GSC boards for all there help.
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Seems more Lynchian than Cronenbergian to me.
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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dragons and exoskeletons? this game is starting to sound cooler by the minute
i'll starting saving up so i can afford a copy once it comes out
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I will never understand women! :drunk:
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Post by Blargh »

That woman is quite obviously the daft Asian prostitute from the Hitman series !!!! THEY ARE THIEVES ! SOMEONE ALERT . . WHOEVER IT WAS THAT MADE THE HITMAN SERIES, STAT !

Fun site though. We salute you Meg. :drunk:
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Yeah, saluting with swinging beer bottles.

We rock.
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I wouldn't use other emotes, it would be against my ethical standards. Huzzah. :drunk:
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exoskeletons. Damn, that sounds cool.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

The game lacks ELVES FFS
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I've just preordered the game now.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

Add some "BUY NOW" button on stalker-online and make people pay you 30$ for nothing.
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Post by Artkill »

Testicular Cancer in a haiku

Testicle Cancer
It is not very fun, my son
Cuz now you have one.
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
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Post by St. Toxic »

Testicular cancer
my life at an end.
Testicular cancer,
it's my only friend.

Whenever I'm happy
whenever I'm gay
it's there to remind me
that I'm not ok.

I feel really helpless
I scream and I jump.
When touching my balls
I sure do feel a lump.

I know Im a goner,
that my feelings mean jack.
And all I can do
is just cut of my sack.
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