STALKER AI Explained: LOTS of Buzzwords

[Mad Max RW]

<strong>[Game -> Update]</strong>

For some reason those wacky Russians at the <A HREF="http://stalker-game.com/index_eng.html" target=_blank>S.T.A.L.K.E.R. homepage</a> felt the need to <A HREF="http://stalker-game.com/index.php?t=gam ... _id_tmp=21" target=_blank>further explain</a> their much hyped articial intelligence system. The same artificial intelligence nobody has seen and keeps delaying the game's release. Here's a bunch of words:<blockquote><em>In the real world a gigantic number of varied conditions defines the choice of a certain reaction for a living creature. In terms of game mechanics, as of now, we see it impossible to implement all of them. We had to seek guidance of the main mechanisms which juxtapose with our game mechanics.</em></blockquote>And it carries on like that for a whole page. <A HREF="http://stalker-game.com/index.php?t=gam ... _id_tmp=21" target=_blank>Read on</a> if you dare.

[Claw]

I can't recall the last time I saw anyone actually used "juxtapose"

[ApTyp]

IT'S "FILTHY UKRAINIANS", NOT "WACKY RUSSIANS", YOU OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone!!!

[Retlaw83]

Calm down, you filthy wacko.

[DarkUnderlord]

"while blind dogs adore roaming down valleys and forest"

I don't get the blind dogs. OMG STI BLIND. WOT A SPEKTAKULOR!!11!oneone?? I'm a blind dog. I'm going to wander around INTO THAT TREE and then INTO THAT TREE and then INTO THAT TREE OVER THERE.

Seems an awful lot of jibberish to explain the flight or fight response too.

[Megatron]

this ai is revolutionary guys, its going to cut the heads off doom 3 and half-life 2 ai then take over all the other ai's until it gets overthrown by another revolutionary ai.

[S4ur0n27]

ohc hit we're in resident devil the movie!