New sea of water found on mars

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:39 pm

Next: Aliens enter winter Olympics.

You can read it all here.

What has got them all so excited is:

Large reserves of water-ice are known to be held at the poles on Mars but if this discovery is confirmed by follow-up observations, it would be a first for a region at such a low latitude.

While they had theories of polar ice for a long time, the frozen water was unlikely to support life. This new body of water might actually have large amounts of liquid water, meaning there is a chance for life on Mars after all. They are already planning follow up expeditions because of this.

We'll see how the various sceptics and religious types react to this in time.

Here's hoping they find some sort of freaky space dolphins. We need some new shit to inspire the game and movie industry.

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:47 pm

Here's hoping they find some sort of freaky space dolphins. We need some new shit to inspire the game and movie industry.

so long and thanks for all the fish, eh

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 7:42 pm

Well, we DO have Eco the dolphin.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:22 pm

Defender Of The Future.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 11:27 pm

I'm up for alien safe tuna.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:38 am

Man I hate aliens.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:40 am

Maybe we could trade them shiny plastic beads for gold or something.

A space war would be awesome. People would be lining up outside the draft offices for that.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 6:42 am

Wolfman Walt wrote:I'm up for alien safe tuna.

With how much tuna costs, the stuff I buy better have alien in it.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:32 pm

I wonder what an alien steak would taste like? That should be the second thing we do when we meet aliens. Make them into steaks.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 9:34 pm

Fez wrote:I wonder what an alien steak would taste like? That should be the second thing we do when we meet aliens. Make them into steaks.

Do you want someone to ask the question?

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:56 am

Maybe the aliens are naturally bred stakes as it is? I seem to recall some flick visualizing them in the form of floating hams, and naming them accordingly. I'm sure its a possibility.

I'm still against them, doh. Last thing we need here on Earth is more minorities.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:00 pm

But we always need more people to work in our sweatshops and as cab drivers. Maybe the aliens will work for even less than an illegal immigrant?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:02 pm

I anticipate the aliens accepting the brains of children as currency. Two problems solved with one solution ! Huzzah !

Mort · Post by **Mort** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:48 pm

Haha! one european, One japanise and one American (U.S.A) expedition to mars

Alien general: please to met you!

America space capten: Hail Alien! We send regards from the american republic called tellus

German Space capten: what?

Japanise: Kontichiva!

America space capten: We thank you aliens for movies like Alien and Independenc day but you now stands on the State of america colony of Mars!

Alien General: What you say?

German space Capten: shissie! Dine Auto gekorcken!

Japnise: Whata?

American Space capten: Yeah! Shut em down! NUKE EM!

ALien General: Ohh shit!

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:49 pm

Ho ho ho! COMEDY IS AFOOT

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:38 am

I sincerely hope Mort isn't a native English speaker.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:45 am

Why did the America (U.S.A) cyber capten "Hail" the alien? Sounded more like a job for the German space capten. Post it in Fan fiction.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:02 am

That was probably the worst "joke" (and I am not sure if that term applies even with inverted commas firmly in place) I have ever read on this forum. I think it gave me cancer.

Mort · Post by **Mort** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:19 pm

Hehe, Think of it as silly story. And I think its to little to be put in a fan fiction forum

And im not a native english speaker. I live in one of europes northern countrys. And not any of them on the Brittish island.

Just saw on discovery that the monn Europa is covered with is and strange cracks here and there and the proffesors think that it might have life.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:43 pm

And now I weep for humanity and it's inevitable doom.