BAHAHAHAHA!

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:22 am

http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0305/216428.html

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:53 am

BAHAHAHAHA!

http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0305/216428.html

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:03 am

LOLOLOLOLOLO

Haris · Post by **Haris** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:19 am

That was just to cool.

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:22 am

Oh, sorry. I suppose news posting isn't my job, is it? Still, I couldn't pass up that little nugget of goodness.

EDIT: Okay, I just noticed the joke there.

Artkill · Post by **Artkill** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:00 am

penis thread

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:10 am

The first person to turn this into a penis thread gets buttfucked with the rum bottle.

Artkill · Post by **Artkill** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:15 am

(_)_)===D

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:00 am

K... I'm new. Can someone clue me in on the whole penis thread thing?

Artkill · Post by **Artkill** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:07 am

You see, when someone makes a shitty thread that sucks alot of dick, i say Penis Thread!

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:08 am

Nice.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:09 am

Don't listen to him. He's only slightly less new than you are.

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:12 am

Right, I mean... come on. What's NOT funny about the easter bunny getting beat down by a 12 year old boy?

JohnPnP · Post by **JohnPnP** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:32 am

santa beating the shit outta the easter bunny
priceless I say.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:53 am

There was no :

Eye-gouging,
Ankle wrenching,
Neck stomping,
Intestine throttling,
Tongue biting,
Knee shattering,
Shoulder dislocation,
Rib snapping,
Artery tearing,
Eardrum puncturing,
Teeth liberation,
Toe pulverising,
General defenestration,
Concussion delivery,
Internal bleeding,
Aneurysms,
Cardiac arrest,
Spleen mashing,
Kidney smashing,
Lung squashing,

But, given the quality of the journalism, (I suspect) some brain damage to the readers was inevitable . . .

Overall : Disappointing, and 'meh'.

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:25 pm

There were broken bones and external bleeding tho. Partial credit?

Artkill · Post by **Artkill** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:50 pm

sub, it has nothing to do with seniority, because i will openly call you a carpet riding camel banger regardless of how long i've been here

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:11 pm

But...I'm not Middle Eastern. So that wouldn't make sense. So you'd look even dumber than you already do. Nice job.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:40 pm

Ban Artkill. (Dexter can stay).

Dexter · Post by **Dexter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:05 pm

Yay! I get to waste more of my life on this forum!