The "i hate my job" thread

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:48 am

Jennifer wrote:yay social parasites!

Yay ! Woo ! I collect disability too, a situation which is somewhat frustrating. When I recover I will, of course, return to my one true love, <deleted>.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:49 am

I love my job.

I'm taking a flight to Croatia tomorrow, to see the big boss, visit a marina, inspect boats, get to eat in restaurants each day, and live on a yacht, instead of a hotel, which the Croatian president gets to borrow once in a while.

Ah yes, how I will be laughing all the way down there and back, and yet it saddens me, because even though I get *all* that, I'll be without internet for a *WEEK*!

...so I decided that my job sucks anyway.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:50 am

I think it is just ducky that a head of state can borrow a hotel. Yes.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:52 am

I don't have a job, so I'll just hate your job instead..

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:58 am

Blargh wrote:I think it is just ducky that a head of state can borrow a hotel. Yes.

Yes he borrows them all. Then he fills them with musicians and drugs, and blame games for violence.

Or maybe I was talking about the yacht?

The sentence seems fine to me, maybe because I'm mixing up Danish and English grammar.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:59 am

Sounds like a fun guy. I'll leave the attempts at humour out in future then, Smiley. For your benefit, eh ?

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:01 am

Yes - Please. I'm conf00zled in teh mornin...

What do you do anyway..?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:06 am

In the bigoted eyes of my government, I am a leech. I was once a uni student, and I will be a uni student again, in time. Presently, I entertain myself by torturing and dissecting small animals. It is wonderfully therapeutic.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:40 am

Ah leeches. I admire those who can get away with not working, and only mooching off the government.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:05 am

I teach martial arts to rich college kids; hence I like my job. Not only is it easy and I only have to work afew hours a week, It's suprisingly been a good tool for picking up ladies.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:18 am

The "Assistant Manager" title helps a bit on that as well. Now if only I wasn't going steady..

GIANT dissapointment... the yacht is already taken =(

So I'll have to make do with this

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:40 pm

Boats suck, get a victorian country house.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 5:07 pm

Or a high powered rifle that rivals a tank's main gun in stopping power! Hey, it's an American responsibility to protect your children! Fuck knows Kingkong may be trespassing your PROPARDEEEE.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:10 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:I teach martial arts to rich college kids; hence I like my job. Not only is it easy and I only have to work afew hours a week, It's suprisingly been a good tool for picking up ladies.

So you beat kids and get paid for it. ENVY

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:15 pm

I work in a nursery. It's wonderful for weight loss in the summer, I once watched the temperature come mindbogglingly close to 110.

Flowers really aren't that great.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:22 pm

Working at a nursery doing what? Are you the "extra help" guy, or one of the nurses?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:24 pm

Uh, I think he's talking about a plant nursery?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:07 pm

Dope dealer, eh? I'm wise to your schemes.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:30 pm

It's a decent set up. I mean, I have to reach my beating quota to get payed every other Friday, but once I've reached it, I actually get a commission for every little brat whose shit I've ruined. When those little assholes get riled up before nap time, it's "Hey [insert name], isn't that Big Bird or something?", and then BLAMMO FUCKER, suckerpunch the little bitch. Once they learn who's wearing the pants, nap time gets real easy.

And by that I mean I dig holes, load trucks, carry plants, and do misc. bitchwork at a greenhouse.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:51 pm

I think I misunderstood the word nursery.