The "i hate my job" thread

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:09 pm

You should have sold them into slavery.

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 3:23 am

I work every Goddamned day like a dog, and get paid jack shit. And jack left town.

Nah. I'm not there yet. I'm a freshman in College, and have a part-time job unloading big 53 foot trucks for a department store. My hours vary, but I usually work 15-20 hours in the average week. I was working 35+ a week during Christmas. They do NOT let you get overtime at all, so they make you clock out and leave if you hit the 40 hour mark. Assholes.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 3:52 am

One day, God willing, I will become a drug mule or something unskilled like that.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:01 am

Fez - You have a point, but as they are relatives, it would not sit well with me to inflict them on others through such an arrangement. I am not that cruel.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:31 am

atoga wrote:One day, God willing, I will become a drug mule or something unskilled like that.

What is a "drug mule"?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 12:13 pm

One of those guys that swallows condoms full of coke in order to get the product across the border.

Raymondo · Post by **Raymondo** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:19 pm

Then the condom breaks and they die of a drug overdose. Sounds like a fun job.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:57 pm

Its not. I hate it.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 8:47 pm

Back from work, just another sunday.... my 'boss' daughter works next to me, im seariosly thinking of killing her with my chair.. That fuckin hag with her motherfucking whore buddies all over the place don't work, they dont do shit, i work my arse off - and that fuckin whore just sits there on her fuckin chair and irritates me... i had to stop myself from screaming "YOU FUCKIN CUNT, CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!? ILL SLIT YOUR FUCKIN THROAT IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!" - my fingers are shaking when i think of it, i just want her dead so bad. who the fuck does she think she is, a whore who works for her cabbagesmelling mother, i swear - give me a knife and 2 minutes with them in a dark alley....

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:24 pm

I look forward to reading about it in the newspapers.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:36 pm

you'll post pics, right?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:30 pm

Pictures can get stuffed. I want a high quality, non-doctored, educational video of the proceedings, for the sake of fuck. And don't you bloody dare pander to the judges by omitting anything fun or informative, for example neck opening technique or torture methodology.

In other news, I appear to be being stalked by a spider of ever changing colour and size that may or may not be real.

St. Toxic - use the power of soy, friend, it will set you free.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:20 am

Anti-Measure - Why not just bitch her out? If she's bothering you so much, just tell her to shut her fucking mouth and fix you a sandwich.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:37 am

Wolfman Walt wrote:Anti-Measure - Why not just bitch her out? If she's bothering you so much, just tell her to shut her fucking mouth and fix you a sandwich.

haha, yeah. but thats not fun, besides - her fucking mother would fire me, im in hell - the only way out is the messy way.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:00 am

Afew thing - Who cares if she fires you for speaking your mind, do you really want to work for a company where your input doesn't matter? Besides, it's not like you can't get another job (right?). If you don't do something, you realize this will drive you crazy, right? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for homicidal fits of rage, but I'm also for telling a bitch where she belongs, in this case walking on the street from how you describe her. Just tell her in private that she needs to shut it or put in a complaint or something. With the way things are now adays, PR takes shit like stress into account, just call her a stress inducer who is inhibiting your work.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:06 pm

Hmm, yeah....

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:14 pm

banana

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:50 pm

theres also something called ignoring people because theyll go away and its not that big of a deal anyway oh god

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:23 pm

This doesn't realy work if they happen to work right next to you.

Ashmo · Post by **Ashmo** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:35 am

Well, I'd just drop the job if I could, but sadly I have to do it for nine months or I'll go to jail for approximately three years and it's kinda hard to find a job as a former jailbait.

I only have 60 workdays left anyway.

And yes, it's 8 EUR sallary per calendar day. At least I get some additional funds for stuff like clothes (hah! with washing money that's roughly 2 EUR a calendar day IIRC) and food (7.20 EUR per calendar day I _don't_ work, only around 5 EUR per day I _do_ work because I get a free lunch at work -- which tastes awful).

Nevertheless I only get roughly 500 EUR a month and from that I have to pay my subway ticket (~50 EUR / month), the distance university (111 EUR / month) and so on.
Go figure why I haven't moved away from home yet =P