The "i hate my job" thread

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:57 pm

I get more for working half an hour than you for a whole day

Post by **Alexander** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:08 pm

Ashmo wrote:Well, I'd just drop the job if I could, but sadly I have to do it for nine months or I'll go to jail for approximately three years and it's kinda hard to find a job as a former jailbait.

I only have 60 workdays left anyway.

What did you do? That is a pretty serious punishment, no?

Ashmo · Post by **Ashmo** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:25 pm

I'm > 18 years old, male, have no two brothers who served in the army before me, am not half-way through university (which is kinda funny for an exception if you consider the highest equivalent of High School ends in year 13 and the average graduatee is 19 to 20 years old -- I don't think REALISM had anything to do with these exceptions), am not married, have no children, have never been in jail and I have a German ID.

Apparently that is enough for such a punishment.

Eh. Even social labour isn't as bad.

I have a regular 38.5 hour job, just that I'm entirely underpaid because I'm officially not an employee but rather an assistant. Sadly the organisations that employ us slaves always ignore that little difference and the government beauro doesn't care enough as that they'd do anything against it.

Ah, well, I could have hugged the mud, given up my illusion of free will and joined the army instead, but considering everyone knows that the army -- although no officials would publically verify it -- is full of nazis and trainees are generally treated like scum (by other trainees too -- unless you play along and give up your individuality and personality as a whole), that didn't seem like a good choice.
So I told them I had moral issues with putting bullets in other people's heads and participating in wars I don't support and they put me up for social duty.

Of course not all German soldiers are nazis and not every camp is full of fascists (oh, wait -- isn't the military per definition a hierarchic and thus fascist organisation? nevermind) and in fact the right-winged extremists make up only a small fraction of them, but I know my luck and judging by how (un)lucky my choice of service station turned out to be, I guess I'd have been tossed straight into a pit of "German Pitbulls".

I think I'd have gotten out of it if I had whacked off during muster and claimed I'm a compulsive wanker, but unzipping "Little Ashmo" and whipping it in public didn't exactly seem like a thing I'd want to do back then (in addition to the idea of facing a trial for public indecency).

I think military duty would at least have been more interesting -- plus I'd have gotten to fire some weaponry (so far the only gun I ever layed my hand on was an old BB rifle).
Then again, I still have my brains, and apart from my privates they're my single most important property to me.

Oh, and in case you though the draft as I described it wasn't already bad, I also temporary lost every right a soldier doesn't have -- including petitioning and the right not to lose parts of your body (in other words: even if a nuke was dropped on my workplace, I'd still have to serve at it) or whatever you'd call it in English.
I think I'm also already breaking the law by expressing my opinions regarding the service -- there's some section about not making the service look bad (now that really helps a lot if you're trying to complain about anything related to the service or your duty at all).

EDIT:
And now I've only got 59 work days left.
Eh. Feels like an eternity

First Force · Post by **First Force** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:08 pm

im bored with my job...........

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:32 pm

Once you are finished with your slavery Ashmo, make sure to bitch like hell about it. I'd be fucking raging after that and I'd make sure to spread the shit around with a very large shovel. If you make enough noise you might be able to help. People shouldn't have to go through that crap.

Also, make sure you tear those assholes at your slave camp a new one when you get your freedom, though I'd probably be keying their cars and such already.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:41 pm

the guardian wrote:This doesn't realy work if they happen to work right next to you.

yes it does I have tried the 100% idiot proof method of not talking and it has a 50 percentile success rate, physically!

[/quonkOnce you are finished with your slavery Ashmo, make sure to bitch like hell about it. I'd be fucking raging after that and I'd make sure to spread the shit around with a very large shovel. If you make enough noise you might be able to help. People shouldn't have to go through that crap.[/quote]

then he'd have the german army on his butt. do you want to get him in trouble or something!!!!???!!!!???

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:14 pm

Left early today, i did not pick up my son at the kindergarden today.. So i guess hes still there, fucking brat. Took the rest of the week off, and when im back, its payback-time... An old collegefriend of mine owed me 100 Bucks, so he got me a pill, witch makes the person puke in less than 30 min after digestion, ill put this in her coffe.

Then, ill volunter to drive her to the hospital, but i wont - i'll drive her to the old industries down south and kick her skull in.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:40 pm

When were you planning to do that? I'd like to tag along. I still have Steve's old medical robe, just needs a wash. Poor bastard.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:46 pm

Awesome stuff.

Post by **Alexander** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:57 pm

Antimeasure wrote:Left early today, i did not pick up my son at the kindergarden today.. So i guess hes still there, fucking brat. Took the rest of the week off, and when im back, its payback-time... An old collegefriend of mine owed me 100 Bucks, so he got me a pill, witch makes the person puke in less than 30 min after digestion, ill put this in her coffe.

Then, ill volunter to drive her to the hospital, but i wont - i'll drive her to the old industries down south and kick her skull in.

Sounds like a plan.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:38 am

And here I thought peeing in my room mates gatoraid was genius.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:07 am

Nothing beat scotching a pin on a chair.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:55 am

Masquerading as a friend. Silver nitrate. Pressure points. Privacy. Beautiful.

Well, Ashmo, if it all is as you write of it - I do hope you survive intact, sane, and in a position to move onto something less demeaning to you on so many levels. Karma may be some comfort. Making karma tangible within your lifetime even more so.

Ashmo · Post by **Ashmo** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:15 am

Don't worry, the idea of spending the rest of my lifetime at my workplace (a mental clinic) is enough to keep me from even THINKING about loosing my sanity.

Chaomagi · Post by **Chaomagi** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:19 am

My job is in a supermarket having to deal with the public -shiver-

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:39 am

Ashmo wrote:Don't worry, the idea of spending the rest of my lifetime at my workplace (a mental clinic) is enough to keep me from even THINKING about loosing my sanity.

Awsome, working on a mental instutution kicks ass.

Ashmo · Post by **Ashmo** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:45 am

Yeah, but I work in the archive and library. More in the archive than in the library.

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:37 pm

So I love my new job. Screw you all! Getting chicks drunk is quite fun.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:54 pm

you mean giving little girls ice-cream filled with vodka so you can datrape them sick bastardo!

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:09 pm

Damn...you caught me.

Maybe I should make that a drink special....