My selfportrait

Got great hand-eye coordination? Here's the place to show it off. You can also upload your work (images, audio, and video) and view our fan art gallery (currently defunct, bug forum management to fix it).
This is also the forum for all of you blossoming Camus' to exercise your brain power by writing and posting fan fiction.
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Post by Antimeasure »

i made this!

Whoever says this is ugly i will hunt down and kill you in a dark alley with my knucklesandwitch you ass i am not jokin

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I like my women as i like my whiskey. Twelve years old and mixed up with coke.
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Post by POOPERSCOOPER »

looks like a Wanted Picture



and its ugly
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Post by Antimeasure »

You CALLIN ME UGLY?`!
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Post by Spazmo »

You're as ugly in your face as you are in your personality.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

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Spazmo, your grandmother says you have to goto bed, with your egg-sister.
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Post by ApTyp »

lol
did anyone tell you that your face looks like an ass?
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Go climb a tree -eat a banana
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Post by Someguy353 »

nice picture... I don't hate you.... I think everyone should be different to make things intresting... hell this world would suck if we are all just freaken clones
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Post by Antimeasure »

Would you like a cookie?

please do try some of my tranberry juice, i made it myself.
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lol.... yep I prove my point lol....
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Shut the fuck up and eat the cookies, because if you don't - a crazy latin josé will shuv a burrito up your arse.
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Post by Mad Max RW »

It's alright as a quick sketch. The nostrils are too dark and kinda fucks the whole thing up. Eyes and hair are good.
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Post by DJ Slamák »

The picture is good, but the guy on it is fugly.
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Post by S4ur0n27 »

He looks angry ;(
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Post by Alexander »

Antimeasure: How old are you?
There are no 'knowns'. There are thing we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know. So when we do the best we can and we pull all this information together, and we then say well that's basically what we see as the situation, that is really only the known knowns and the known unknowns. And each year, we discover a few more of those unknown unknowns.
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Post by Blargh »

You look sad/angry/haw, Antimeasure. Why ? :drunk:
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Post by The Leviathan »

Like the pic. Kind of a younger Clint Eastwood-with-haunted-soul vibe going there. Or a Dirty-Harry-of-the-Wastes riff. Not so sure I dig the lame ass threats accompanying it. Reads like you've been taking "How to smack talk and fail miserably" lessons from Johnny Matrix. You have us worried. Is everything alright between you and Spazmo's grandmother?
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yeah, its fine. I had this wierd dream last night, i was in paris and ate a family dinner in a restourante - suddently all the meat is gone, and we ask the waitor to get us some delicious stakes, what he do is he takes out a giant knife, and slices of the meat from an old ladys face and puts it on my plate. i eat it and want to puke, but the salty and yellow-isch meat wont allow itself to be trowned up.

Im 53 Alex.
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Post by Wazza »

Not a bad pic.



For an old fart.
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Post by Smiley »

Not bad for a sketch, but I concur... you look like something that crawled out from under that which crawled out from under a rock.
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