Ex-Nazi to lead Catholics in the new Millenium

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:12 pm

[Person -> Update]

Cardinal Ratzinger was just announced to be the new Pope. As some of
you may know, in his early years Ratzinger was a member of
Hitlerjugend, a Nazi organization that prepared young Aryan men to
become stormtroopers. Ratzinger is also a conservative, fundamentalist
Catholic.Put one and two together, and suddenly the prospect of
religion wars and new Holy Crusades doesn't seem all too outlandish...
Okay, I'll let you get back to your "Duck and Cover" drill, God knows
we will be needing it very soon...



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S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 6:34 pm

He's probably as much a nazi as drugs are bad.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:44 pm

He's 78, and he'll be dead soon.

Post by **King of Creation** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:52 pm

I dunno if he'll be dead soon. He seemed pretty healthy looking up on that balcony. And holy wars? Let's get realistic here.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:10 pm

HEIL!, and you should too. Soon religion will join forces with National Socialism, and you're either prepared or gassed.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:41 pm

I've been prepared since '39.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:29 pm

This is much better than Johnny's "POPE DEAD" news post. Thank you ApTyp.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:08 pm

I am so happy. So happy.

Yay.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:16 pm

What about my fucing post? i was first, but nooo - you closed me down, put me out of business - im gonna join the church and be the next pope.

AftershockVibe · Post by **AftershockVibe** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:24 pm

For Fucks Sake!

After 1938 it was MANDATORY that you joined the Hitlerjugend. Mandatory, as in non-voluntary. Prior to that it was *expected* that all German boys attended, as not doing so was a good way to get the Gestapo up your family's arse!

Now I'm not Roman Catholic or German but you can't headline his election as pope by calling him a bloody "Ex-Nazi"!!!

If you're wondering why no-one takes the Fallout community seriously then THIS IS IT. From the outset you look like a bunch of kiddies who primary concerns are Goatse and Tubgirl.

Grow the fuck up and someone might actually take you seriously. I'll be over at NMA where at least there's a slim chance of intelligent news posting.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:40 pm

AftershockVibe wrote:Now I'm not Roman Catholic or German but you can't headline his election as pope by calling him a bloody "Ex-Nazi"!!!

It looks like Aptyp just did though!!! Perhaps he's broken the space-time continuum!!!

AftershockVibe wrote:If you're wondering why no-one takes the Fallout community seriously then THIS IS IT. From the outset you look like a bunch of kiddies who primary concerns are Goatse and Tubgirl.

Listen to me play the world's smallest violin (improv).

AftershockVibe wrote:Grow the fuck up and someone might actually take you seriously. I'll be over at NMA where at least there's a slim chance of intelligent news posting.

Good. I'm so glad you registered to make a post stating that you weren't going to post here. It's certainly made my day worthwhile.

AftershockVibe · Post by **AftershockVibe** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:59 pm

Mr. Teatime wrote:
AftershockVibe wrote:Now I'm not Roman Catholic or German but you can't headline his election as pope by calling him a bloody "Ex-Nazi"!!!
It looks like Aptyp just did though!!! Perhaps he's broken the space-time continuum!!!

OK, does the following rephrasing meet your pedantic requirements?

"Now I'm not Roman Catholic or German but you shouldn't headline his election as pope by calling him a bloody "Ex-Nazi"!!!

Mr. Teatime wrote:
AftershockVibe wrote:If you're wondering why no-one takes the Fallout community seriously then THIS IS IT. From the outset you look like a bunch of kiddies who primary concerns are Goatse and Tubgirl.
Listen to me play the world's smallest violin (improv).

That's a terrific comeback from the head of a community that's just been accused of being immature.

Mr. Teatime wrote:
AftershockVibe wrote:Grow the fuck up and someone might actually take you seriously. I'll be over at NMA where at least there's a slim chance of intelligent news posting.
Good. I'm so glad you registered to make a post stating that you weren't going to post here. It's certainly made my day worthwhile.

I registered to voice my opinion, you read it. Mission accomplished as far as I'm concerned.

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:05 am

Thanks for your input.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:06 am

AftershockVibe wrote: OK, does the <snip>

I thought you said you were going back to NMA?

tass · Post by **tass** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:10 am

now i know why i prefer nma....
im sorry but i have to write it...
god....you are just sooooo stupid.....how can you be so ignorant? are all americans like you? ex-nazi....thats a good one...heh you remind me of a little kid that blindly repeats something that he heard somewhere......i wish i was better in english, coz i cant tell everything that i think about you...damn ;/

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:14 am

Jesus, you NMAers are so dim. Why do you take everything so seriously?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:15 am

tass wrote:i wish i was better in english, coz i cant tell everything that i think about you...damn ;/

Nobody cares anyways.

AftershockVibe · Post by **AftershockVibe** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:18 am

tass is not me with a dupe account, before I'm accused. Check IPs all you wish.

I thought you said you were going back to NMA? (Chidlish tubgirl link removed

I will, don't worry your pretty little head. I was hoping for an intelligent reponse. Nevermind eh?

are all americans like you?

Teatime is a brit.

tass · Post by **tass** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:23 am

Spazmo wrote:
tass wrote:i wish i was better in english, coz i cant tell everything that i think about you...damn ;/
Nobody cares anyways.

you are right, i shouldnt even bother to register here, you guys arent going to understand what i have to say..
heheh, thats true, im not him dupe acc ;p

tass · Post by **tass** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:23 am

Spazmo wrote:
tass wrote:i wish i was better in english, coz i cant tell everything that i think about you...damn ;/
Nobody cares anyways.

you are right, i shouldnt even bother to register here, you guys arent going to understand what i have to say..
heheh, thats true, im not his dupe acc ;p

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