new pope

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:08 pm

Given recent discussion, it is obvious that Mr. Matrix's coming to this, our beloved forum, was (indeed !) a sign ! WE MUST PREPARE !

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:49 am

We could all donate to a fund to bring Matrix out of retirement for one last job - to take on the evil nazi Pope and his gang once and for all! It'd make a great source of inspiration for games and films.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:56 am

I was at the Vatican just this past spring, and I can assure you, the forcefield, or as it is commonly referred to, GODSPHERE, is one tough nut to crack.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 4:27 am

Matrix can take it on with his bare hands.

The Leviathan · Post by **The Leviathan** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 7:54 am

Matrix eats Godspheres for breakfast.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:21 am

I'm thinking of making a 'John Matrix : Commando at law' adventure game. Maybe make him shoot small children and battle the pope.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 8:03 pm

But the point still stands, Catholic church has changed and will change in the future.

And to be more accurate, Catholic church wasn't really born until the Roman age. Before that, the church was united and allowed / disallowed many things that are completely controversial to this day's catholicism. Why, in the 1500's, this whole fashion wave called "protestants" wanted to go back to the original teachings of Jesus instead of following mad orders from Vatican, that had strayed away from the whole point of Christian religion.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:59 pm

St. Toxic wrote:I'm thinking of making a 'John Matrix : Commando at law' adventure game. Maybe make him shoot small children and battle the pope.

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do. It. Doit. Doit. Doit doit doit doit. Do it. Please ?

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:18 pm

John Matrix: NEVAR FORGET!

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:34 am

I am working on the game right now. I guess I'll use Agast Morningstar for the game itself, and graphics will be sprites, handpaint upon 3d. Any help would be swell.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:44 am

I'd help, however computers have a habit of avoiding me whenever I attempt to use them for something meaningful by ceasing to function in a violent manner. Ehue. I AM CURSED !?

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:28 am

I will be the executive producer.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:40 am

Offer accepted, jew. Now we will swim in gold and glory, as per usual.

Edit: Oh. Friend Blargh!
A risk worth taking for one nee' godly objective, says I! Why, with a verbal manner such as yours, a mere typing of words would greatly suffice! I dare you, tell, why not?

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:17 pm

So who's gonna be the PR guy?

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:44 pm

That's for someone else to decide. I'll be in my trailer, snorting cocaine off an underaged hooker's chest, and impatiently waiting for my check.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:05 pm

John Matrix could be the pr guy.

"Hey buy my game ok or you will never get work in south america again I will find you and break your bones if you ever come down here because I use my arms and not weapons guns are for sissies."

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:08 pm

I'll help out if someone else joins as my fluffer.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 2:46 pm

I'll fluff.
but no oral fluffing.
rimjobs may occur though.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 12:40 am

St. Toxic, friend, my nefarious malady unfortunately extends to typing. Further - YOU USED CAPITALS !? YOUR CHANNELING OF THE ESSENCE OF JOHN IS A SHAM, A SHAM I SAY !1!

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 3:06 am

This isn't the Wasteland. Please, people, let's at least pretend to have an intelligent conversation?