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Don't be such a hypocrite.

Anyway, this is an important moment, we are organizing a memorial to the late John Matrix. He'll be battling the new Pope, so it's still on topic, kinda.

On the subject of the Pope and the future; any more of those zany predictions that guess at what will happen under his rule? Some of them are entertaining, especially the ones which have the world ending within half a dozen years or so.
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I don't want to hear anymore anything about the Pope. Please shut up.
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*laughs*

That's rich, ApTyp, given that you yourself rarely (if ever, even) demonstrate the ability to initiate, carry, or cope with an intelligent conversation . . .

Yes, it does require something more effectual than -

Random fellow #4 : 'Why, I just had a most brilliant idea, an epiphany ! Let us have an intelligent discussion !'
George the bilious : 'Urk . . .'
Random sod #H : 'Brilliant !!!1'

You responsibility dodging twit.

Fez, the so called 'zany predictions' of apocalyptic wrath and destruction are neither zany nor predictions. Rather similar to the white chocolate golem quandary. Discuss. :drunk:
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That is a golem made of white chocolate. White chocolate is neither white nor chocolate. This requires discussion.
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Indeed. It still does not make the fact any less, that white chocolate is the best kind of chocolate there is. So logically golem made of white chocolate should be superior to those made of dark or "average" chocolate. Considering that white chocolate isn't even chocolate, one could say that it's far superior, since the substance itself has nothing to do with other chocolates as it's delicate form is not chained by chocolate's natural characteristics. On the other hand, whiteness is a relative term, considering that most "Caucasian" people call themselves white, although the pigment on their skins states otherwise. From all this we have come to the conclusion, that you sir, do not exist.

*puff*
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I don't care for your bitching, Blargh, dearest of all my bitches. Up to this point you have never said anything worth replying to, and frankly if you were walking on the street one day and a 5-ton truck were to suddenly drop on your head, I wouldn't miss you. In fact, the average stupidity quotient of this forum would fall down 20%.
I am at least trying to bring some variety to the conversation (which seems to consist almost entirely of :drunk: smilies with a bunch of words picked from Webster's at random). We have WASTELAND for this. It was created to contain this kind of stupidity in one place.

But apparently, you like to contrast your retardiness against the normal conversation between ordinary people. Somehow it's just not fun when you're surrounded by your peers, isn't it?

I dare you to initiate an "intelligent conversation" for at least once, you bitching cunt. No, wait - don't bother, we both know you are too retarded for that...

In conclusion, I want to say that chocolate golems are the culmination of the abominable race-mixing love affair of the kikes and the muds. For shame.
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Fez wrote:That is a golem made of white chocolate.
That reminds me of Porn Elementals and Cardboard Golems...
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ApTyp wrote:I don't care for your bitching
That would be, could be wonderful. I would applaud your conviction, were it not for the blatant contradiction provided for by the underlying meaning and intention of your inflammatory comment. You twit.

I will now respond point by point, to your 'I don't care for your bitching and you never write anything worth responding to, OH WHOOPS !?' response, ApTyp :

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In conclusion, you are an inconsistent, meandering cretin.
Fez wrote:That is a golem made of white chocolate. White chocolate is neither white nor chocolate. This requires discussion.
Well spotted, sir ! I am glad to see you are (seemingly) intrigued by such an unusual dilemma.

Kashluk, while your ef-dissertation is indeed eloquent and informative, I do believe we shall have to agree to disagree, or as an alternative, vow to hate and eventually kill one another due to this, a deplorable absence of eye to eye seeing 'pon the subject of the sublimity of components of traditional chocolate, and the alleged transcendence of so called 'white chocolate'.

Koki, you may just be on to something. :drunk:
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Koki wrote:
Fez wrote:That is a golem made of white chocolate.
That reminds me of Porn Elementals and Cardboard Golems...

I always thought white chocolate was a form of chocolate made by
adding vanilla.
Confectionary Miscagenation!
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Blargh wrote:I would applaud your conviction, were it not for the blatant contradiction provided for by the underlying meaning and intention of your inflammatory comment.
...
In conclusion, you are an inconsistent, meandering cretin.
Is that all you have to say for yourself? Accuse me of being inconsistent? That's got to be the most pathetic retort I've ever seen in all my years of living in the Internet.
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Jesus H. Fuck, be cool bitches.
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White chocolate is a (nearly white) confection based on cocoa butter without the cocoa solids. It also includes milk and sugar. Many, including the U.S. Food and Drug Administration do not consider white chocolate to be chocolate because it lacks cocoa solids. Because of this, "white chocolate" does not necessarily need to contain cocoa butter, and is sometimes made from hydrogenated vegetable oil instead

White chocolate has a texture and mouthfeel like chocolate but not the same taste. Some, however, find the taste reminiscent of milk chocolate. It can be used for decoration of milk or dark chocolate confections or in any way the chocolates might be used.
So it's not really chocolate, but something kind of similar.
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'Is that all ?'* you wrote. Concord, ApTyp. Your peculiar enthusiasm for spastic flailing at the keyboard does not warrant an in depth response. Despair is fitting that such requires explanation. Surprise is not.

*May be paraphrased, because paraphrasing is as fun as misquotation. :drunk:
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You lose at the Internet. Get the fuck off.
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And you accuse me of pathetic retorts . . .

I pity those who know you in the flesh. :drunk:
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Blargh wins on the internet but probably loses at life D:
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Mayhap, and if so, the latter should be a transient phase. I hope. Oh how I hope. :drunk:
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I can assist you with that if you want.
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*laughs*

APTYP CARES ! APTYP CARES !! Ahahaha. :drunk:
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Allright back to the matter of the pope, don't worry that guy is like a million years, old, someone will poke him and he'll end up like those nazi frogs he made.

On the matter of white choclate: white chocolate is by no means choclate at all, it has neither the colligative properties, nor the molal or molar concentrations of it's constituents of dark (or cacoa) chocolate. It should not be considered golem building material due to it's poor sheer and youngs modulus, unless the golem would be very small, and used in a cool environment. This so called 'chocolate' is actually more of a type of fudge, therefore your golems would need to be homosexuals, leading to wizards with heamorroids, which would cause poor spellcasting, hence a shortage of functional "altered fudge' golems. On the other hand this form of fudge would be good to make goblins out of, as goblins are always easy foes. Proper chocolate is the golem building material of choice as it has a higher heat capacity, is better at energy absorbtion and is far tastier and will therefore attract dragons, which the golem will crush, this yeilds much treasure and therefore the golems made of chcolate finance themselves, and are therefore successful unlike their gay, albino cousiins, this can be proven by looking at nature, albinos are gay, wizards get hemoroids and dragons like chocolate. I bestow this wizardydom upon you so that you will know how to deal with slutty faeries (grope first lick second, reversal will result in a singed penis, and possibly magic ball syndrome where your genitalia cast spells at random times, this may result in the easy dispatch of a chocolate attracted dragon or the death of the reverse faery humper.)
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