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Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:16 am

My penis could kick your ass.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:36 am

This is where the Matrix parody fits in best. Everyone on the internet is super tough and has a huge penis, unless they are a super sexy girl, in which case they are either a policeman or a fat old man looking for kids to cyber with.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:22 am

What about the oracle?

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:53 am

Yup, sorry to burst your bubble.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:57 pm

And what about 14-16 years old fatties?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:30 pm

I'm ugly, a bit overweight and I have a small penis.

There. TEH MATRIX IS OVER OMG IT*Z KOLLAPSING AND MILIONZ OF SUSANUSES ARE RUNNING WILD KARATEI!Ãƒâ€“!1

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:51 pm

You're forbidden to use my name in a pun.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:13 am

How come?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:05 pm

I said so.