I'm going to get flamed for this, but...

Artkill · Post by **Artkill** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:32 am

After many months of sitting around eating shit, I've decided to get healthy, and document it with photos.

I've been doing some medium workouts for a week now, and here is the results. In a month or so I will make new pics to compare and contrast.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:33 am

Don't we already have a thread for ugly photos of people?

Nice results on the workout plan regardless.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:12 am

The initial results always tend to be very dramatic improvements. Don't get your hopes up.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:13 am

Subhuman can mine this for wanking material, or a date with Artkill, if he plays his cards right.

No harm in having a "keep fit" thread though. Post up your regime too.

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:19 am

I just started doing this circuit training thing last Friday. It's only twice a week, but it's one hell of a cardio workout. Non-stop cardio, resistance training. You go to different stations, 45 seconds on, 15 seconds rest, 45 seconds at next station, and so on for an hour. It's crazy. Other than that, I lift daily.

Artkill · Post by **Artkill** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:31 am

Yea Bruce Lee did an insane amount of cardio, so I guess it works.

And I haven't really noticed much results yet because I'm skinny. I've always been somewhat defined, but being skinny makes you look more cut than you actually are. I think my results wont peak until another week or two.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:32 am

I masturbate thrice daily. After each session, I have a hearty all-natural protein shake.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:42 am

Spazmo, in your young age, 3/day is a troubling sign of onsetting impotence.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:11 am

Nice abs(?).

You got to work on the arms, though.
Chicks dig big biceps.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:27 am

Indeed, nice results so far. I've been meaning to get with the working out thing, since I'm a frickin' beanpole, but the hard part is actually getting off the couch and over to the gym.

Fez wrote:Subhuman can mine this for wanking material, or a date with Artkill, if he plays his cards right.

The night vision cam I've set up in your ceiling fan gives me all the wank material I need. But thanks for the suggestion.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:21 am

I've been training... once. I was doing all the funny stuff for two months. Then I didn't noticed any improvement so I quit.

Thank you for reading my story

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:36 am

I used to be rather fit, with the rowing, swimming, sprinting and fencing. It's mostly gone now, though. I fucking hate CFS.

Koki wrote:Thank you for reading my story

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:03 am

Good abs. Guess you're going to be one of those good-looking, but no-brainer types, eh?
Look at it this way, you'll get more girls than the average DAC'er.

Kashluk wrote: You got to work on the arms, though.
Chicks dig big biceps.

His arms look like the sinewy type... y'know, wont get bigger, but firmer and stronger. I on the other hand am opposite, I get big arms, but with little effect >=/

DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k · Post by **DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:44 am

I lost 40 pounds over the winter.

Now I saw this thread.

I feel inferior again.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:31 pm

40 pounds?

Either you look like a holocaust victim now or you were a fucking slob last fall. Uh, no offense?

Artkill · Post by **Artkill** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:35 pm

lol thanks for the feedback guys

and as to the "no brain" comment, I'm pretty sure that keeping your body in healthy shape doesn't consume brain cells, but then again I am obviously wrong because your logic is superior. I had a nice colloquial, thanks for your time.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:38 pm

I don't judge on the fact that you work out, I judge you by your posts.

And people with that good bodies tend to compensate for something else, usually intelligence.

Insult or compliment? Hmmm might as well play positive, and just say thanks. Or not. Your choice.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:51 pm

Or maybe Smiley's just jealous?

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:00 pm

Of that body? Sure, who wouldn't be =)

I have a tractor-tire sized belly hanging out, which I can use as a food tray and an armrest.
But underneath my fat, I think I'd outdo that body.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:15 pm

Another one of those with the "never got laid" problem

Duck and Cover

I'm going to get flamed for this, but...

I'm going to get flamed for this but...