I'm going to get flamed for this, but...

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:20 pm

Who me?

Artkill · Post by **Artkill** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:51 pm

Well regardless of my body type, I think the statement that i will get more girls than most DaC members is a huge over statement.

I've never had a girlfriend, simply because I've only met one person whom i've liked, and unfortunately for me she doesn't date. I'm the kid at school who's great to be friends with, but no one ever actually gets close to me.

Maybe the fact that i'm slightly manic depressive has somethng to do with it..

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:00 pm

I know the feeling, heh.
Stop trying to see girls at your own school!

Go to parties, wedding(don't ask, just try..), bars and so on. That should do it

Post by **Alexander** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:34 pm

Smiley wrote:Go to parties, wedding(don't ask, just try..), bars and so on. That should do it ;)

Weddings are the best for that sort of thing... you should listen to Smiley..

Stop trying to get girls from the same school, its hopeless if you are not the top sportsman with the most impressive physique.

...

Or get hookers!

JohnPnP · Post by **JohnPnP** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:48 pm

I've been doing a new workout regime too.
I sit on my ass all day and shove lard in my mouth!
Results have been dramatic. Can't beat that tasty lard!

DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k · Post by **DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:01 pm

Kashluk wrote:40 pounds?

Either you look like a holocaust victim now or you were a fucking slob last fall. Uh, no offense?

The latter. And I'm still not done.
Well, it's more like I imagined I'd look somewhat better at this stage.

I wonder if I should have started actually working out, as opposed to just not eating... no way. I have always abhorred physical activity. When you work out, you work out with, uh, some kind of incredulously bad person. Artkill maybe?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:06 pm

Just buy a few weights and do them at home, jog, walk a lot.

DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k · Post by **DJ SlamÃƒÂ¡k** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:02 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:Just buy a few weights and do them at home, jog, walk a lot.

No.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:15 pm

But Susan is a qualified dietician!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 6:44 pm

No doubt.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:18 pm

I would show off my sexy body but ever since TEH ACCIDENT my chest looks like a deformed asshole.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:37 pm

Your physique seems in excellent shape. No sarcasm, no romance.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:39 pm

Kashluk wrote:40 pounds?

Either you look like a holocaust victim now or you were a fucking slob last fall. Uh, no offense?

I lose anywhere from 50-100 pounds in the summer when I work.
Right now, I could cut my weight in half and make two good sized people.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:48 pm

Artkill wrote:Well regardless of my body type, I think the statement that i will get more girls than most DaC members is a huge over statement.

I've never had a girlfriend, simply because I've only met one person whom i've liked, and unfortunately for me she doesn't date. I'm the kid at school who's great to be friends with, but no one ever actually gets close to me.

Maybe the fact that i'm slightly manic depressive has somethng to do with it..

Maybe it's because you listen to such shit music?

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:53 pm

How old are you, artkill?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:14 pm

I'd say 17.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:41 pm

Artkill wrote:Well regardless of my body type, I think the statement that i will get more girls than most DaC members is a huge over statement.

Agreed.

I've never had a girlfriend, simply because I've only met one person whom i've liked, and unfortunately for me she doesn't date.

When'd you skip the age where liking someone is determined by how easy she is? Those were my best years.
She doesn't date sounds more like she doesn't date you.

I'm the kid at school who's great to be friends with, but no one ever actually gets close to me.
Maybe the fact that i'm slightly manic depressive has somethng to do with it..

Poppycocks. People don't want to get close to you for a reason, and you're supplying pitiful excuses. Maybe you're shit boring. Maybe you've got a fucked up personality and people just can't relate to your joy of puppy torching. Maybe you go to school with zombies (that happened to me once). Here's a trick, in case you care - learn to interpret people's reactions to your own actions.

Maybe now that you're in a band with the coolest name ever, whatever it is, the world would love you and chicks would throw their panties at your general direction. Probably not, though.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:14 pm

That's a kosher way of thinking.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:46 pm

the guardian wrote:She doesn't date sounds more like she doesn't date you.

That's a wise insight into the female mind. In my experience the typical woman like to maintain the impression of being 'nice' - it's feminine or something - whereas what they're really trying to say is 'you're not hot, fuck off'.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:50 pm

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD wrote:
Kashluk wrote:40 pounds?

Either you look like a holocaust victim now or you were a fucking slob last fall. Uh, no offense?
I lose anywhere from 50-100 pounds in the summer when I work.
Right now, I could cut my weight in half and make two good sized people.

You sound like a real healthy guy