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jiujitsu · Post by **jiujitsu** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:59 am

It's painfully obvious that her smile was forced. I do that a lot. Haha

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:51 am

I'd say sculpted, myself, which is why it's so creepy.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:10 am

Reflexive, I would say. A coping mechanism. A mask. To sculpt such would be wasteful. So wasteful.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:00 am

As creepy as it is, I say it's real because her pose is different in some pictures and her eyes aren't always straight-ahead. Besides, wax models and puppets don't get redeye from looking directly into the flash.

Wazza · Post by **Wazza** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:00 am

Reckon if Fez lent her his Metal Gear box to cover her head it'd be an improvement?

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:10 am

That's creepy.

I am curious about this issue though.

[Edit]No, look, she almost look normally in this one!

So she's just fucked up to smile like that.

Trakocian · Post by **Trakocian** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:33 am

Yea, that smile and face is a coping mechanism, she's obviously nervous in those pictures.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:51 am

perhaps she has had her face burned so she wears a mask like in vanilla sky. you guys should be more sensitive to other peoples fears and miscalculations

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:01 am

Or face paralysis? I still wouldn't count that out.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:27 am

I may be wrong, but if on the off chance you are in fact correct, Megs, that's a (literal) mask of incredible quality and craft. Improbable.

Nerve, or lack thereof.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:42 pm

I doubt it's nerves or her face is paralyzed else it would just be like :/ DRIBBLE DRIBBLE ok. It's either a mask or she's a golem. Unless the joker spritzed her with some of his laughing gas. What fiendish plot...is this?!

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:36 pm

Could be an issue with the face muscles, I've had loads of these patients come and go.
Stress -> Breakdown of nervesystems -> Facial musclecramps.
Looking relaxed is actually a big strain on the face.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:04 pm

Her whole body looks weird.

Post by **Alexander** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:36 pm

There is something very creepy about the whole party... that is not typical for a 15th birthday. All of them look strange... look at this foto

here the other girl has a strange expression on her face too... maybe the photographer drugged them and killed them all?... what kind of site is that anyway... Tuds!?

Hahaahaha, babelfish translated one of the captions "Paula Oliveira and its friends!"

hahahaahahahaaha...

Maybe it is a humanoid doll... Kind of like the one in that "Understanding Joshua" pictures? That did look as if it was alive in a strange sort of way...

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:32 pm

The one on the left, with a strange expression on her face, actually looks like she's made out of wax.

Raymondo · Post by **Raymondo** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:41 pm

Their wax dolls! It's the only answer.

MadBill · Post by **MadBill** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:06 pm

I hear botox can cause facial paralysis as a side effect.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:13 pm

She doesn't look botoxed.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:40 pm

Alexander wrote:There is something very creepy about the whole party... that is not typical for a 15th birthday. All of them look strange... look at this foto

here the other girl has a strange expression on her face too... maybe the photographer drugged them and killed them all?... what kind of site is that anyway... Tuds!?

Hahaahaha, babelfish translated one of the captions "Paula Oliveira and its friends!"

hahahaahahahaaha...

Maybe it is a humanoid doll... Kind of like the one in that "Understanding Joshua" pictures? That did look as if it was alive in a strange sort of way...

That's because it's Babelfish, it's a machine translator so it's not perfect. Get someone in here who knows that Devil's language and we'll find out exactly what it says. She's still to real to be a doll, even a Real Doll. OMG shameless plug for a company I have no affiliation with.