To shave or not to shave?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:00 pm

Pick your spice

I recently tried both and it itches like mad when it grows after a few days

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:09 pm

The answer is "who gives a shit", unless you are gay, or something.

RawonaM · Post by **RawonaM** » Thu May 26, 2005 7:46 pm

Real men are hairy, some say.
I say: let it grow, let it grow, let it grow...

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Thu May 26, 2005 8:11 pm

I remember the 'Why It Is Better To Be A Man Than Woman' funnie. One entry was "You don't have to shave below your head."

'nuff said.

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Thu May 26, 2005 8:21 pm

Trim, don't shave. Then it doesn't itch like crazy and you wont have insane ammounts of hair.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu May 26, 2005 8:41 pm

Yeah, I cut away an odd hair every now and then, but I never shave anything below my neck.

jiujitsu · Post by **jiujitsu** » Thu May 26, 2005 8:43 pm

Real man is hairy like animal.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu May 26, 2005 8:53 pm

Its not like anyone, but your mom, is going to see you naked and not call the cops.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Thu May 26, 2005 10:17 pm

Koki wrote:I remember the 'Why It Is Better To Be A Man Than Woman' funnie. One entry was "You don't have to shave below your head."

'nuff said.

Exactly.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Thu May 26, 2005 11:20 pm

I can't see why shaving anything else than your beard is attractive/wanted/da thing to do, apart if you are a girl, which is totally needed.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu May 26, 2005 11:21 pm

Shaving is for wimps. Virtually no risk, unless you happen to drop an electric variant into a full sink, or so. Or if you're one of those 'accident prone' sorts who can encourage profuse and terminal arterial spray from something as threatening as a hangnail. And if you do/can, I salute you !

People of substance burn their hair off instead.

Fire - it makes sense.

*cue blindingly-awful-sparkly-toothed-smile and celebrity endorsement*

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri May 27, 2005 1:56 am

Well, sometimes a woman will ask you to shave

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:10 am

jiujitsu wrote:Real man is hairy like animal.

In Soviet Russia, man is harier than polar bear.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Fri May 27, 2005 2:28 am

In soviet russia, I had sex with a man.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri May 27, 2005 3:07 am

I doubt your woman would care if you shaved or not, so better to leave well enough alone. Plus, sharp edges + genital area = screaming and bleeding.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:05 am

Which brings me to a wonderful, insightful gem:

If anyone tells you Icy Hot will not cause immense pain and watering of the eyes when applied to the testicles, they are either a fool or a liar.

Jennifer · Post by **Jennifer** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:12 am

a good-looking man can be made even better by not shaving, i'd say. a visual example:

wimpy namby-pamby british country gent jude law

grizzled and quite adorable civil war veteran jude law

incredibly edible, totally fuckable bearded jude law.

sorry, i just saw cold mountain and haven't calmed down yet. don't mind me. *cough*

jiujitsu · Post by **jiujitsu** » Fri May 27, 2005 5:24 am

I like the way I look better with some hair on my face, but I feel scruffy when it starts to get a little long.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Fri May 27, 2005 7:05 am

Yltcaxe.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Fri May 27, 2005 8:08 am

Anywhere below my scalp I'm as bald as an Egyptian priest.

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