Surf Ninjas

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed May 11, 2005 2:50 am

The quest had potential, it looked like it was blood sport x10 but it didn't really turn out too well.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed May 11, 2005 2:51 am

Are you kidding me? The Quest is the worst movie I've ever seen. I admit the fights are good, and the Mongolian makes me wet, but the plot is laughable and the acting is vile. It's classic cheese, and I have fond memories of watching it for that reason, but it's just flat-out bad.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Wed May 11, 2005 2:54 am

it just looks like a movie van damn would direct. It had like themes from all his movies combined into one.

THe mongolian guy was fucking lame. His tits bounced too much.

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed May 11, 2005 3:53 am

Spazmo wrote:It's classic cheese

Which is why I liked it.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed May 11, 2005 1:38 pm

Lionheart <3

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Wed May 11, 2005 7:41 pm

King of Creation wrote:After viewing this fine film for the first time in over a decade, I have decided that it is one of the greatest movies of all time. Ernie Reyes Jr. and Sr. in one movie? Leslie Nielson as a cyborg? Surfing? Martial Arts? Good lord its amazing. Those who disagree need not respond.

Holy shit, I remember watching this when I was young lad. It was AWESOME! WOOO! Then I watched it 3 times more or something.

WOO! KARATE! WOO!

God dammit was I dumbfuck.

Post by **King of Creation** » Wed May 11, 2005 8:29 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:Lionheart <3

Easily the best.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed May 11, 2005 8:42 pm

Yep. That and Bloodsport 1.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:56 pm

Ernie Reyes, was that the little brat in Red Sonja?

The worst by far is that Van Damme movie where he plays twins of himself. One is the edgy roughneck, the other wholesome boy scout two fucking trite b-movie achretypes for the price of one.

Post by **King of Creation** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:36 pm

Cimmerian Nights wrote:Ernie Reyes, was that the little brat in Red Sonja?

The worst by far is that Van Damme movie where he plays twins of himself. One is the edgy roughneck, the other wholesome boy scout two fucking trite b-movie achretypes for the price of one.

Yeah, that was ernie jr.

And how dare you disrespect the amazingness of the Van Damme.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:39 am

The worst by far is that Van Damme movie where he plays twins of himself

You mean "Double Impact"? It wasn't that bad?

My favorite would probably be "The Kickboxer" if I remember the title correctly. I mean come on, it has his "brother" get his back broke and then fights from a wheel chair. Plus watching Van Damme dance while "drunk" is fairly comical.

KoC - What's that one where Van Damme is like an Indian who wanders into the desert and gets beat up by red necks who deal drugs and is then rescued by his soul brother or some shit? I remember liking that one because it had Mr. Miyagi in it.

Post by **King of Creation** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:31 am

It's called Coyote Moon. There's this amazing scene in the movie where after saving two really hot chicks, one comes to Van Damme's door wearing nothing but a towel. He hears her knock, but he grabs his gun thinking it to be a dirty scoundrel! Luckily, we know it's just a scantily clad woman. Soon enough, she gets naked, and he starts pounding her. Then, in the midst of intercourse, the door opens, and it's the other girl! She sees the two of them, and starts to go back out the door. Van Damme turns to her and says, "Where are you going?? You're next!" Probably the best line in the film.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:57 pm

Whatever has Mr. Miyagi in it is good.

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