Obligatory "New Member" Thread

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:03 pm

Happy birthday, mang

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:35 pm

Thanks mang, only like two years late douchebag.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:19 pm

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:58 pm

You thought you would be flamed for creating a topic, Lunch ?

Well, irony of irony, I'm calling you a prat and a sheep for doing as you did, for the reason cited.

You prat sheep.

I imagine you must be pretty upset now, aye ? Aye.

Serves you fucking right.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:12 pm

Come again?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:24 pm

Not you, you egomaniacal narcissist.

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:10 am

My eyes.. I can't feel my eyes. Your insults are blindingly painful, oh Blarghiest of Blarghs.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:11 am

You avatar turns me on. I sincerely hope that that is acceptable.

Lunchmeat · Post by **Lunchmeat** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:45 am

Fine by me. I think my avatar is funny. So I share it with you lot.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:46 am

French is so weird

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:36 am

My first post I had a mullet and like a green sequence jacket. I think i was considered very smart from the beginning.

I'm afraid to make topics all the time because I dont want to look stupid.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:39 am

On my first post, I was (1) pretty much bald and (2) significantly less weird and drug-addled, though (3) arguably just as nerdy.

I don't make topics all the time because I can never think of anything to say D:

I think everybody loves me, though. Right? Right...?

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:31 am

We wuv you, atoga.

Ironically, I used to hate your guts.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:56 am

Naked_Lunch wrote:Come again?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:42 am

Lunchmeat wrote:My eyes.. I can't feel my eyes.

Then I salute your ability to remain sufficiently calm so as to type as you have. Do you experience an absence of vision often ?

Lunchmeat wrote:Your insults are blindingly painful

Now you know. Consider this . . . lesson, in future, young Lunch. Lest you be consumed by the righteous wrath of others. Yes.

Regarding your current avatar, would one require both radical surgery and an insulated prophylactic for the deed, as it were, or would both/the latter simply detract from a novel and unique experience ?

Why am I even pondering such things ?

I do not know. Consider such rhetorical, if you like, as I doubt any answer would remedy this situation.

Ehue.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:14 pm

I think everyone hates me

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 2:40 pm

First posts I made was back on gayspy..

Can't remember how they were treated, but people were nice and optimistic in those days.

I was invited by Dolmaniac to come to DAC from the diablo 2 boards on gayspy.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:17 pm

I forced myself in because I needed a file and I was banned from NMA

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:28 pm

Let me tell you a story about eyes what happened to me today.

I had to get an MRI scan on my brain to see if I had head cancer and they asked me to close my eyes and keep them still. But I just couldn't! Literally, my eyes kept moving.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:41 pm

Does that mean you won't be with us for much longer, Nog ?

May The Cancer not visit your home.

Nonetheless, can I have your eyes if you're done with them, Meg ?