The pain thread.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:38 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:
Brahmin wrote:I've never felt anything I would call painful... Where's naked lunch when you need him...?
Why me? Did I miss something today?

Antimeasure - Good tidings and tits to you!

Your even worse then spazmo

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:48 pm

Oh, just full of teenage angst today, are we? Been listening to Linkin Park lately, eh?

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:59 pm

look you fucking twit, earlier this day i was signed off from the hospital after three days in intensive care, i have a big fucking scar and it aches like hell
so why dont you take your imaginary friends, go out into the summerforest and die of starvation? You little fucking wanker, wip your face and get in touch with reality you whore, so leave and never come back. you thirteen old fucking brat.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:01 am

Well, you seem just bursting with joy and energized with optimism.

You so many expletitives it's not threatening, it's hilarious.

Brahmin · Post by **Brahmin** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:20 am

Naked_Lunch wrote:
Brahmin wrote:I've never felt anything I would call painful... Where's naked lunch when you need him...?
Why me? Did I miss something today?

Well, I was thinking that if I needed someone to hurt me, you would be the man for the job... Am I right or am I wrong?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:21 am

You're getting warmer.

Brahmin · Post by **Brahmin** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:27 am

If I ever required someone to insult and flame at me, would you be there for me?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:31 am

I'm always there for you, Brahmin.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:09 am

You, sir, are all heart. A veritable paragon of compassion and selflessness.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:07 am

I'm the male Mother Teresa alright.

Brahmin · Post by **Brahmin** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:58 am

Most definately.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:07 pm

Most painful for me was when i had Chickin Pox and had to be cercumsised

Quite painful on its own but theres more, the had the stitches to tight, so it got mighty painful and infected

Needless to say, I freaked and nearly killed the nurse, who was hot, but my member was outta commission so i was really pissed

No malpractise for me

but it took em a nearly a week to realise there error, basterds, rating 10, but thankfuly because of my experience it grew to 7 1/2 inch at but 12 and it is back to its full proud slef, thank you but fuck you at the same time

Tea and biskuts anyone?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:17 pm

Two most painful things in my memory. One was when I was like 8 and wanted to try my skate board on the sharpest hill in the town I took up residence at the time. Needless to say, I was still fairly new to skateboarding and after building up enough speed wanted to "stop" but had no idea how to stop. So when I tried, the skateboard stopped, but I kept going, flipped over once two twice and landed on my face.

Other bad pain was not too long ago. I was doing a board brake with a jump spinning back kick and I didn't get into the turn fast enough so while I got the board, I got it at the wrong angle and stretched out the ACL (I think) in my knee which didn't rightly heal for about 8 months and for the first two months I had real trouble walking.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:04 pm

I've got a very bad-ass facial scar across my cheek from getting bit by a boxer, the canine type, not like Tyson.

Punctured my eye with a guitar string once.

Fell through an attic floor onto the top of a flight of 2nd story stairs, bounced down the stairs and stopped when I hit a piano on the first floor.

Was cleaning out a back yard, noticed a yellow-jackets nest, which my dad suggested pouring gasoline on. That really pissed them off. I ran, stepped on an overturned board with rusty nails sticking out. Punctured my foot with 3 nails, of course my foot was stuck to the board and yellowjackets were swarming me. The only way I could get free was to push the board off with my other foot, in doing so puncturing my other foot. I can't remember if the yellow jackets ever stung me.

Had a few concussions from playing football, didn't know what a concussion was supposed to feel like so I kept playing.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:27 pm

You're either just prone to accidents or a complete retard.
Have a nice day, sir!

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:35 pm

This one time I was playing basketball I tripped over someone's foot and landed on my hand, and it hurt for like an hour.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:28 am

I thought Jews were good at risk management, THIS TRADEGY SHOULD NOT HAVE OCCURED!

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:29 am

When I was like 5 I had to get one of those shots like kids get all the time, it was one in the leg. The guy kept telling me to relax but I was 5 and how the hell was I supposed to control shit like that. Anyways when he gave me the shot it must of hit some nerve because I could barely walk for a week or two. It sucked because supposedly I was really excited about some kids birthday party I was invited to. The doctor probably crossed his eyes and went "NOT MY FAULT", then ran away.

The other ones just aren't that interesting and I really don't want to think about them because its mostly my fault even though other people did it to me :*(. I usually just get used to the pain, and I don't even notice when it doesnt hurt anymore because I can always feel it long after until I forget why I'm still crynching.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 12:53 pm

Ahhh, feeling much better today, yessir!

Now i can walk upstraight witout holding a hand over my belly, so that sorts out the pain in the back i got yesterday.

fun with operations in the stomach-area is that they allways hit somekind of nerve that makes your toiltetvisits really fucking difficult - but thats over now after 3 days, what would you do if you couldt take a piss when your bladder is bursting? - and these pills i got was just awsome.

this pain i have experienced for the last days has been really shit, it tops the bad diarrÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â©a i got i vietnam 1972.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sun Jun 12, 2005 1:34 pm

All in all, you are a bunch of wussies.