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Well which is it?

Flight ability! Call me supahman!
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I can read your mind. And you're thinking about that night with the pantyhose, lube and a wig, aren't you!
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X-ray vision is fun, except sometimes I forget to "turn it off" and this fat ugly bitch comes through..
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I'm a witch! Fear my 1337 cauldron powers!
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I see dead people... and I speak to them. They speak back. s'cool..
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I'm powah-less! I have no other ability than posting 5.78 posts per day on DAC.
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These guys are willing to pay for it anyway..

1 million $



I think the whole idea is absurd, if I had some kind of supernatural power, I'm not sure I would share the fact with the whole world, not even for a million $, even though it might sound tempting...

I wonder if any wiccans have applied?
They seem to believe in their witchcraft, and take it pretty seriously..
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I have the power to spit across entire continents. Even made my own costume and fought crime, "Capn' Expectoration" they used to call me.
All went to shit after some lawsuit thing, just another goldberg in need of pocket change. :sadblinky:
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Posting a lot is a power.
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That site was really cool. In their faq of short there was a mention of an Italian woman trying to amaze and confuse them (people behind that organization) by saying "tell me the chemical formula of soul." Sad, sad people.

Discuss.
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Some people's passion is guns. Sad, sad people.
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How about the powah to kill a yack, from 200 yards away, with mind bullets? Thats telekenisis Kyle!
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Squirting blood from eyes at the people I hate still wins.
Serious Business.
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How about the power to move you?

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MR Snake wrote:If I could fly I would scoop Blargh up and throw him of a cliff :)
*laughs*

I love you too, Snake. And on the day, and may it never happen, that you spontaneously develop and discover your ability to fly or levitate, I will have fostered the power of annihilation by thought, manipulation of gravity or even the ability to summon a huge 747 that would make short work of your attempt to better yourself. Mundane or supernatural, either way, you're still fucked, Snake. Fun times ahead ? Oh yes !

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Brahmin wrote:How about the powah to kill a yack, from 200 yards away, with mind bullets? Thats telekenisis Kyle!
How about the power to make a short, irritating fellow cry, from who knows how many kilometers away, with indifference ? That's (at worst, technically) plagiarism (and at best, woefully unamusing), Stan !

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Koki wrote:Squirting blood from eyes at the people I hate still wins.
Can you maintain it indefinitely without expiring from blood loss, or d - wait, you never said your blood . . .

You cruel, evil bastard. Lest you find yourself irrevocably destroyed on a whim, smashed repeatedly into solid, unforgiving surfaces until cessation of twitching, or sucked through an oversized jet engine, I do hope, for your sake, that those improvised blood banks are human, and human only. :drunk:
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Blargh wrote:
Brahmin wrote:How about the powah to kill a yack, from 200 yards away, with mind bullets? Thats telekenisis Kyle!
How about the power to make a short, irritating fellow cry, from who knows how many kilometers away, with indifference ? That's (at worst, technically) plagiarism (and at best, woefully unamusing), Stan !
You've got a point there, my post was pretty stupid, it would have annoyed me..

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Post by Nicolai »

Yeah, you should always read Blargh's posts before submitting your own.
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Nicolai wrote:Yeah, you should always read Blargh's posts before submitting your own.
A most misleading piece of advise.
There are no 'knowns'. There are thing we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know. So when we do the best we can and we pull all this information together, and we then say well that's basically what we see as the situation, that is really only the known knowns and the known unknowns. And each year, we discover a few more of those unknown unknowns.
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Just because it didn't work for you, dear Alex . . .

Frigging sceptics. :drunk:
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I have the super power, to have lots of other super powers :giggle:

Now i have the power to turn Blargh into annoying, scum, WHAT! someone did that already =(

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As always, atoga is acknowledged to have amazing alliterative abilities. :undertheinfluenceofalcohol:
suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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I wish I had the power to move this thread to the Wasteland.
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Post by hat_man99 »

Dont we all
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Subhuman wrote:A guy ripping open his anus, a man in chaps getting fucked by a horse, and a girl spewing enema all over her face in a bathtub are okay, but a 15 year-old's cock is off-limits. Only on DAC.
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Ban the mods.
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Yeah, ban Wasteland Merc 2. D;
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What? all of em?
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Subhuman wrote:A guy ripping open his anus, a man in chaps getting fucked by a horse, and a girl spewing enema all over her face in a bathtub are okay, but a 15 year-old's cock is off-limits. Only on DAC.
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