Local scientists resurrect dead dogs

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:55 pm

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After replacing the blood with saline solution and submerging the
bodies in ice-cold water, the dogs stopped breathing, and all brain
activity has ceased.
Three hours later, the dogs were successfuly revived. There was no sign of brain damage.
Human tests are in plans for the next year, say <a href="http://www.safar.pitt.edu/">mad scientists</a>.

Spotted @ <a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15 ... .au</a>

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:13 pm

Zombie apocalypse?

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:20 pm

We can only hope.

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:24 am

Just wait until they start bringing back zombie soldiers. Then we are all set to start filming a reality TV zombie series.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:36 am

do the dogs remeber past memories?

Fez · Post by **Fez** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:56 am

Dogs can have pretty good memories, yeah.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:23 am

The other day, I went into my basement to see what kind of improvised weapon I had handy in case of a zombie apocalypse. I came up with a crowbar. It's pretty cliche, what with Half Life and all, but I gotta say, it'd work pretty well. I'd probably have a machete for backup and style so that in the grim post-zombie-apocalypse world I can burst onto the scene and kill a couple zombies and people will go "Who are you!" and I'll just brandish my weapons and go "My name is Crowbar Blade!" and they will be blown away.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:37 am

University of Pittsburgh did the zombie dog study.

John Romero's from Pittsburgh.

Conspiracy omg

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:11 am

I'm at a loss, here - would this be used as some kind of suspended animation system, or just the novelty of saying that we're able to bring something back to life (ignoring the fact that we killed it under very specific circumstances so that it would work)?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:30 am

Well it's a start.

My improvised weapon would be my PENIS, which is so huge that I would slap zombies to death with it. DOZENS at the same time, literally.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:45 am

My god, the pure destruction

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:04 am

I have katana. And machete. All in my room, so I'm ready to rock etc.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:09 am

I have a hunting knife and a hachet, stupid govenment is peace premoting, fags, so not many weapons, but ill get more

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:16 am

I have a selection of volatile, nasty chemicals. Versatile, fun and educational. A winning combination.

But I digress . . .

Poor frigging dogs.

I'd like the people responsible to undergo the same procedure. They should know how it feels.

Further, I, for ten, would like to see this fantastic new party game applied to children. Preferably with video footage. Preferably if it didn't work at all. Yes.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:57 pm

ApTyp wrote:Human tests are in plans for the next year

That would be the best april fools joke ever. Count me in.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:33 pm

I'd do it. For... lket's say, 10.000$.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:24 pm

Your hired, VasikkA pay the man!

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:17 pm

Well, to be honest, my penis isn't really that long, it's only 2 ft so I can't mowe down dozens of zombies at once, propably just one or perhaps two midget zombies if I get a lucky shot. But anyways, in reality I've got this "machete-ish" sabre hanging on my wall, 15 or so other kinds of knives, a couple of axes, loads of shovels, a couple of rifles, a two-barreled shotgun (firearms without ammo though, but in working condition), pitchforks, lead pipes and a gas mask(?).

Fun for the whole family

unless some of them turn into zombies, which would ruin the whole fun

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:38 pm

Koki wrote:I have katana.

That's pretty fucking lame. As Darryl might say, "Katanas are so 2003 I WANT TO CHOKE ON FAT DICKS".

Brahmin · Post by **Brahmin** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:29 pm

I have a machete, and we have a air rifle

.. Hanging up on a wall we have a traditional Japanese sword. (Which my Grandfather claimed to have nicked from a sinking Japanese pirate ship when he was over there during the war, we reckon that he just visited the gift shop..)

I also have lots of heavy metal and German death metal that I can play over a PA system, which might keep them away, but it'd probably attract them knowing my luck...

Edit: But if that doesn't work, I can always resort to the horror that it Jpop, that would keep anything away.

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