Local scientists resurrect dead dogs

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:31 pm

You have a PA system in your home? What are you, some kind of nobility type?

Brahmin · Post by **Brahmin** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:33 pm

Not in my home, but I wouldn't stay in my home would I? I'd get to a shopping center.

Kahgan · Post by **Kahgan** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:05 pm

I have a spear similar to the ones you find in fallout(made by myself), quite handy for a first attack, but the hatches on it would get it stuck in the first zombie, I got a used LAW(can allways throw it at'em) I got two longbows(no, not the damn helicopter) that I use when I train archery(also made by myself) plus about two dusins of functioning arrows, and aboput the dubble amount of non-functioning arrows(but they can be repaired)...
I got a bowie-knife laying on my bed table...there's acrowbar in the room next to me(where my brother sleeps)...I got a zippo lighter and a torch...I got two sticks about 5-7cm radius and 1.5 metres long under my bed(a future new bow)....but the law prevents me from having any guns

(though my spear is probably not legal either...)
I also have a non-finished crosbow in my room(no good if the zombies come tonight, but what the hell...)I also got a hitload of cartoons so I could easily get them to laugh to death, yeah, that's the best weapon I have against them, yep....

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VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:30 pm

I'd solve the zombie problem by diplomatical means.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:44 pm

Brahmin wrote:I also have lots of heavy metal and German death metal that I can play over a PA system, which might keep them away, but it'd probably attract them knowing my luck...

The growling would propably just give 'em a boner.

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Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:14 am

On katanas - Most are just for display so they'd break after afew swings and real ones are real hard to find as well as use effectively, unless you're Bruce Willis. Machettes are better anti zombie weapons cause they have more weight behind them for +5 head decapitation bonus.

Aside from my stockpile of weapons (my handguns, SKS, etc) and other assorted tools (Baseball bats, swords, etc) I have the most powerful weapon known to mankind. A copy of "Lionheart".

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:48 am

I dont have many wepaons at my house, or in the actual area, but the hunting knife and axe would serve me well enough till i can get me round my mates place, hes got Machettes and heaps knives and his dad has about 7 rifles, and i shot gun.
The only trouble with that is the low amount of ammo and id have to get them off my freind

Termin · Post by **Termin** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:12 pm

Ok, I don't know where zombies came from, but I'll play along......

Any zombies worth their salt will keep crawling at you after you stab, slice, and even shoot at them. The only sure fire way to smack down the zomie is good old fashion flame fest.

But I'd still probably be swinging around one of the many swords I have, along with one of the many clubs I have.

Back to the topic; I don't really see the point of this experiment. While we need some form of stasis, chryo would be much more effective in the long run, and probably easier to actually figure out. If it's just death experiments, then, ok, but to what end? What are they looking for? It just seem so..... pointless.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:27 am

It just seem so..... pointless.

The point is obviously wasted on you, the death experiments are for fun and entertainment, killing things is always fun, so get with it

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:46 pm

ak47 +1000 rounds
cz 9mm +1000 rounds
spear (fallout style)
sledgehammer 10 kg
various combat performance boosting drugs
pot for years
firstaidkit
fallout shelter w. food&water
gasmask + proper suit against harmfull shit in the air.
geiger-meter.
+ loads of useful items for some post apocalypse-
bonanza.

the zombies are allready everywhere. just bring
the bring the bombs down.
Dear Santa ,nuke everything now.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:16 pm

14 posts and i already like him

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:40 pm

you're out of the club

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:05 pm

But im into your mum

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:07 pm

Totally.

Kahgan · Post by **Kahgan** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:13 pm

I also have an axe, I like axes, theyt remind me of my viking ancestors.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:23 am

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:05 pm

Everything that's from the North sucks, except Nico

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:28 pm

your from the north ya know

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:35 pm

not quite, I was born in antartica

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:39 pm

Yeah but you live in france so your north of me, its not where your born, its how your raised