[movie] Jason X

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:42 pm

It's crap.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:48 pm

Seconded.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:14 pm

No, it's not.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:01 pm

'Tis a Jason film. Would any sane, rational soul expect it to be good, to have redeeming qualities, to not be a waste on every conceivable level ?

Any answer to the affirmatory is an indication of certain instability.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:24 am

Jason vs. Freddy was better.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:30 am

'How sweet, dark meat'

That bit cracked me up, the rest basiclly sucked

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:37 pm

Pure garbage.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:44 pm

WTF... I just noticed something...

MR Snake and I both have phallic symbols in our avatars. hat_man99, Kashluk, and Blargh seem to have an oral fixation of sorts...

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:51 pm

OH CIT DA JIG IS UP

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:07 pm

NO CHIT MR APTYPFREUD U R THE MAN

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:30 pm

STOP STEALING MY CATCHPRGRASE, HAT-swell guy, LOL UR DED FAGIT

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:29 pm

I liked JasonX and Freddy Vs Jason
In this day and age that relys so heavily CGI it was good to see a films that had old school prosphetics too
JasonX had a wicked David Cronenberg cameo and FVJ was more fun and less of a let down that AVP
In fact I thought FVJ was great

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:38 pm

FvJ was ok, but the pinball scene was a fucker.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:40 am

STOP STEALING MY CATCHPRGRASE, HAT-swell guy, LOL UR DED FAGIT

Fuck me side ways, it was a tribute to the great saying and its creater, feel proud, feel hard, feel me

MR Snake · Post by **MR Snake** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 8:13 am

Snake wrote:I liked JasonX and Freddy Vs Jason
In this day and age that relys so heavily CGI it was good to see a films that had old school prosphetics too
JasonX had a wicked David Cronenberg cameo and FVJ was more fun and less of a let down that AVP
In fact I thought FVJ was great

Your the reason why I am MR Snake and not Snake. Why`?! Atleast post some more man.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:17 am

ApTyp wrote:hat_man99, Kashluk, and Blargh seem to have an oral fixation of sorts...

Mine is clearly optical, if even a fixation. Debatable. Murky. Tenuous.

A BABY WITH EIGHT EYES ! OH NOES ! CLEARLY AN ORAL FIXATION !!112111121!/?

Fantastic leap of logic there, old bean.

I'll forgive your usual inability to appreciate the obvious, dear ApTyp. Yes.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:22 am

Also i changed mine now, dear snakey boy, i now have a fixation with guns

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:59 am

But it isnt' Luke Perry holding the gun..

turncoat.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:37 pm

Blargh wrote: A BABY WITH EIGHT EYES ! OH NOES ! CLEARLY AN ORAL FIXATION !!112111121!/?

...sucking on a thumb.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:03 pm

Yes, the image above is clearly all about grass. It can be no other way. That bloody upstart of a penguin is clearly an attention whore to boot ! Filthy, bad, awful, nasty penguin ! How dare it obscure the majesty of the grass ?!

You appear to be drawn to the insignificant, the non-essential, the white noise, Ap. Looking to others for what you see in yourself, perhaps ? A sign/sense of kinship ? Recognition ? A legacy ? Ehuehuehue.

I suggest dismay.