1,500 sheep jump from a cliff

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:35 pm

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In the town of Gevas, Turkey, 1500 sheep just couldn't deal with it anymore and <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... ml">jumped off a cliff</a>. 450 died, but 1000 found out they not only suck at life, but also suicide. The shepherds are dumbstruck.
Do you see a pattern here? First, ex-Nazi becomes a new Pope, then
Fallout 3 is gonna be Morrowind with guns, and now the sheep have their
own People's Temple! By golly, the End is nigh!

Spotted @ <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com">Washington Post</a>

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:24 pm

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:42 pm

animals can't self terminate.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:57 pm

What about Lemmings and Emo Humans?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 5:37 pm

I'm sure they all felt very sheepish afterwards.

ohohoho.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:25 pm

Just as I predicted.

Well, that and a terrible pun (a pun so blindingly awful that it really should bless the one who speaks/writes it with the most stubborn instance of syphilis EVAR and perpetually suppurating cankers all over their grotesque form, yes) within five posts . . .

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:44 pm

So, apparently, one sheep just got bored with life (propably with it's asshole bleeding) and decided to let go the cruel world and the other SHEEP followed him to certain death, because of the SHEEP they were, those SHEEPS OF GRAY MASS WITH NO MIND OF THEIR OWN. SHEEP.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:11 am

You can't pull the fur over my eyes!

Perhaps they were crazy sheep, hepped up on goofballs.

DAC · Post by **DAC** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 1:16 pm

450 died, but 1000 found out they not only suck at life, but also suicide

I bring news from hat man blah blah, you know the drill:

Wait, what
The total doesnt tally, 1000 + 450 = 1450, THERE WHERE 1500 SHEEP, 50 sheep are missing, or the farmers cant count for shit, but on to them missing, OMG conspiracy, the sheep faked there own death, there up to something, but what?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:58 pm

Could hat man's proxy be dealt with maybe?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:18 pm

Defeats the purpose of confinement, aye ? Aye.

Insane-Lark · Post by **Insane-Lark** » Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:32 pm

Enough news from "hat man", if I wanted to read that I'd visit the Wasteland.

Post by **DarkUnderlord** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:18 pm

The situation is being closely monitored by our agents in the field.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:02 pm

You could go into politics (that is, if you are not there already), DU. You know that ? Of course you do. Of course you do.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:07 pm

These must have been swedish sheeps, trying to reproduce gaypiles from their high school.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:06 am

So, how come only a third of the flock of sheep died? Was the pile so big that the next 1000 ones just bounced off the pile of dead meat?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:10 am

That's what the article said.

Kahgan · Post by **Kahgan** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:46 pm

who said sheep were very smart?

In norway, sheep-head(as a taunt) is the same as braindead...

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:11 pm

The American use for it is when someone follows someone blindly.....obviousily it could apply here.

rabidpeanut · Post by **rabidpeanut** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:03 pm

Lemming DONT jump off cliffs, that happened ONCE.