London 'splodes.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:38 pm

More detonations in buses and stations, or something vaguely similar. Few casualties as yet, poor sods. Usual victimisation of 'individuals of Arabic appearance'. Shoot on site policy for suspected suicide bombers. Logical, but bad luck if you're just a shifty sod with a rucksack and a dodgy leg. Bah, I don't care. Sort of wickedly funny, though, with all the assurances of greater than ever security and all that rot. Reminds me of <deleted>. No links, because I don't want to patronise any of you. No.

It will only get worse over time.

CUE SPURIOUS POLL.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:46 pm

What, again? Chit. Hook a brutha up with a link?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:52 pm

'Coz you're lazy and I love you as much as I would love my own children if I had any.

J/K.

Ehue, hypocrisy !

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:31 pm

How do you even pronounce "ehue"?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:03 pm

Only one wounded, and he's a suspect. Stupid arabs

Frowning · Post by **Frowning** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:56 pm

I live in London and this stuffs getting annoying, we're all bored with this 'us Londoners don't let bombs stop us doing our shitty jobs! blitz-spirit bullshit. Either blow the fuck out of everything or stop being bitches. G'ah. Fucking up my damn commute, fucking savages.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:09 pm

Flush a few Korans, maybe that'll get them moving.

jiujitsu · Post by **jiujitsu** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:28 pm

ApTyp wrote:How do you even pronounce "ehue"?

eh-whweh

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:41 am

Whats with the targeting of public transportation? Are they just anti-environmentalists or what?

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:03 am

Large vehicles that hold multiple passengers are strange and scary to them as they load 30 people to one Mazda truck. Same with large buildings, I suppose...

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:04 am

Maybe it's some sort of destructive penis envy syndrome?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:05 am

Soft targets. Easier to access, easier to stir up, easier to panic.

jiujitsu wrote:eh-whweh

Not even close.

ApTyp wrote:How do you even pronounce "ehue"?

Let's sound it out, together !

Here we go !

Kh-aah-wwffff.

Alternatively, if you're a culturally challenged septic tank :

Kh-aae-rrgghhttff.

Wasn't that fun !?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:52 am

If I were a terrorist, I'd either aim for public transportation or any other large public spot, like a mall or something, where it's easy to move around and there's plenty of people packed in a small space.

Although there's been some rumors around that these latest bombs, if you can call them that (because some say only the detonators went off, the explosives didn't go boom or there were none to begin with), were actually planted by some sick-o wannabe-serial killer copycat meaow.

MurPHy · Post by **MurPHy** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:04 pm

Kashluk wrote:If I were a terrorist, I'd either aim for public transportation or any other large public spot, like a mall or something, where it's easy to move around and there's plenty of people packed in a small space.

Who gives a shit about that? Fuck the civilians, I'd go after the pillars of power. The Gov't. Tony Blair would go boom. That'd wake their asses up.

On a more serious note, I do hope they grill the sumbitches who tried this shit, not once, but twice! Cowards.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:55 pm

Didn't the police find 4 bombs, which they safely removed?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:21 pm

But pillars of power are usually big and strong and intimidating and they make me pee in my pants in despair

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:35 pm

This is anti-government propaganda and solicitation of terrorism

You are now all under surveilance by FBI under (recently renewed) Patriot Act.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:29 pm

Uh-oh, no I'm not!
!! DUN DUN DUN !!

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:32 pm

Uh-oh, this isn't the first time when FBI and CIA operatives have violated American and international law?
DUN DUN DUN!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:45 pm

Fins think they're over the law.

Duck and Cover

London 'splodes.

Do you speak the tongue of fish ?

London 'splodes.