British tourists luv teh Fucking!

PsychoSniper · Post by **PsychoSniper** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:37 pm

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:49 pm

We have some weird city names in Denmark as well... "Tarm" Meaning intestine, and "BÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¸sserup" which crudely translates to "Gay/queer/homo-ville"

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:29 am

Weird city names and weird names alltogether. Oh you DÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¦nsker, when will you ever learn?

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:27 am

Well, to continue the list of nicely named places, in France there's a city called Condom.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:04 am

I want that Fucking sign! Didn't find it on ebay.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:10 am

On our way to DAC con in Chernobyl we should perform a raid on that fucking town. All in the name of decency.
http://www.americandecency.org/

Dan · Post by **Dan** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:33 am

There's a village called ELP in Holland.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:52 am

"We don't have any Fucking postcards, ma'am"

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:47 pm

Wow. Fucking. That's pretty cool.

Buuut not even close to the hilarity of some Laplandish town & area names, freely translated: "horse cunt" (hevonvitura), "pussy bushes" (vitunpetÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¤jikkÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¶) and "sub-cock's turn" (alamulkunmutka). Is it kewl or is it kewl, huh huh huh?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:53 pm

Does it actually mean that? How do you come off in life, comign from such towns?

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:01 pm

Finns are crazy cause they descend from hunters who eat a lot of salt beef AND drink a lot of vodka with it to stay warm in the forrest. Anyone who tried drink with them in their neighborhood knows that every day is a circus over there. Very extreme.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:45 pm

how kubrick

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:36 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:Does it actually mean that? How do you come off in life, comign from such towns?

The Laplandish (the SamÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â) people are T3h Cr4Zy. A friend's relative lives in the valley of "Rectum River" (PerÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¤suolijoki), it's somewhere far above the Arctic circle, I think.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 8:54 pm

Don't you people laugh every time these names come up?

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:32 pm

I don't know about you, but I laugh every time the word "Finland" comes up in a conversation.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:16 am

Stop stealing topics from NMA. We're better than that.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:55 am

Nicolai wrote:I don't know about you, but I laugh every time the word "Finland" comes up in a conversation.

ME TOO !

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:55 am

Nicolai wrote:I don't know about you, but I laugh every time the word "Finland" comes up in a conversation.

I think of Finland as being like a wolverine on boat(cocaine/PCP) fucking with a bear. The bear could win pretty easily if it wanted to, but it just gets freaked out and quits.

Next time the Russians will just napalm Karelia until it is a steppe, then drink too much vodka and forget what they were doing and go home.

So I've got history wrong. Me and 99% of everybody else.
So go hug each other in a warm, comforting and wholesomely non-sexual way.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:01 pm

The next time you're in Finland, be sure to visit "mould ass' swamp", "dog cock's trench", "ball wax", "gay island", "broad's fart", "intestine cock", "devil shit's land", "fart priest's spring", "ball church", "shat while running", "emergency shit's hill" and "cunt's swamp" among others! (source: this book i own)

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:19 pm

do finnish guys have similair names like kashluk leather shitfest who lives on horse anus farm?