How often do you masterbate?

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:36 am

"Masturbating one, two, or ten times a day is healthy, as long as it brings you pleasure and you still continue to eat, go to school, and see friends."

It's unhealthy for me.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:39 pm

What kind of person masturbates so much that he/she doesn't go out anymore, skips school and stops eating? Sektion-A types.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:02 pm

vx trauma wrote:What kind of person masturbates so much that he/she doesn't go out anymore, skips school and stops eating?

Raboteur, obviously. "zomg, self-abuse!

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vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:30 pm

Women abord DAC? How often do you do it?

Edit apparently there are no females aboard DAC.. Why is that?

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:47 am

vx trauma wrote:Apparently there are no females aboard DAC.. Why is that?

DUH?!

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:28 pm

Well all the coolest rock 'n roller dudes are here on DAC. Obviously all the males here are SO cool that the females don't dare post here beacuse our brilliance makes them nervous. Only logical reason.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:26 am

Rock and roll dudes, like me :sun: :glasses:

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:27 am

The thought occurs, at this late hour, that Aptyp cannot spell masturbate.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:06 am

Spazmo wrote:The thought occurs, at this late hour, that Aptyp cannot spell masturbate.

Ya know...I never even noticed until you mentioned it. Good observation.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:14 am

It seemed amusing to spell the word as "masterbate" at the time... I didn't really expect the thread to grow into 7 pages.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:57 pm

master debater

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:35 pm

Terhe is a raersceh out tehre wchih steats taht it deos not matetr in whcih odrer the lertets of the wrod are wirtetn, as lnog as the fisrt and the lsat lertter are in thier crorcet palce?

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:09 pm

Some Polish fellow had this in his sig, old bag. Koki I think. Or maybe PiP.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:22 pm

It's said and it's true. See for yourself. I at least am having no trouble reading it with normal reading speed. But hey, I can read backward and upside down too

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:43 pm

Lynxer wrote:But hey, I can read backward and upside down too

WELL, AREN'T YOU A CLEVER LITTLE POPPET, POPPET.

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:46 pm

Mebbe im simply insane.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:50 pm

Perhaps. Do you smell sights and see flavours ?

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:58 pm

synesthesia? Non. that would be great though, being able to taste sounds etc. I wonder if the sound of a fart would taste of shit.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:53 pm

I smell tights and see labour.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:00 pm

Kashluk wrote:Terhe is a raersceh out tehre wchih steats taht it deos not matetr in whcih odrer the lertets of the wrod are wirtetn, as lnog as the fisrt and the lsat lertter are in thier crorcet palce?

Is there a scrambler program that will do that automatically?
We could build that into one of the sections, maybe Wasteland.

If it could be some kind of transparently-embedded text editor you could use it for everything effortlessly. The NEW k-rad/l55t text.

Imagine the search engines getting boggled.

(And all the $ the NSA would have to spend.)