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I once fired an airsoft p90. It sucked D;
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Mmmm, guns.... :clap:
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Kashluk wrote:Yeah... It's damn weird, because I remember reading it from some paper / book not so long ago. It went along something like "(...) no Jakes or Darrens accross the Canal, though. All French names must be from the calendar of saints (...)". Shiat. Could've been just a dumb joke, though.
It's a figure of speech. Like if I were to say, "No good posts from Susan. He must be an idiot." That doesn't mean that he's necessarily an idiot (well, he is, but y'know), it just means that's the best explanation for it that occurs to me.
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There was a documentary on in the uk about joining the legion, if you're serious about it you should try and track it down.

They had to run everywhere, so get used to it. Sometimes they did hikes just after breakfast that finished when they next had breakfast, no breaks. The legion is also the toughest of all military forces with punishment as it's so far out of the way and you can't escape as you don't have any passport or anything really.

They also take away everything you have for 5 years, so don't bother taking anything you'd like. You'll also get a new haircut when you join, the dreaded mullet with fringe over one eye. You only get the white cap after you've completed a really long hike over the african desert onto the coast in so many hours. You also have to learn french and sing stormtrooper marching hymns.

You also have to do whatever they say no matter how pointless it seems. I think that the motto was 'Don't think, Do'. If you're serious about it, start running everywhere. And learning a little French and history of the Legion wouldn't harm either. :salute:

lol :chew:
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Yeah rofllolomgzork. :salute: Welcum to the legion, mates!

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Spazmo wrote:It's a figure of speech. Like if I were to say, "No good posts from Susan. He must be an idiot." That doesn't mean that he's necessarily an idiot (well, he is, but y'know), it just means that's the best explanation for it that occurs to me.
Again, Occam's Razor (bitches).

Susan is cool and all, though :(
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suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation.
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They are probably all just would-be bums, right? The legion has saved them from a life of eating garbage and sleeping under yesterdays newspaper.
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Lynxer wrote:They are probably all just would-be bums, right? The legion has saved them from a life of eating garbage and sleeping under yesterdays newspaper.
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Joining didn't save van damme from running around naked inna hotel high on cocaine and screaming/crying about green men chasing him.
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vx trauma wrote:Joining didn't save van damme from running around naked inna hotel high on cocaine and screaming/crying about green men chasing him.
He should have smoked boat instead.
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Huh? smoked boat? Like preparing smoked salmon on a boat?? Completely unfocused, lost and high. Van Damme for president.
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vx trauma wrote:Huh? smoked boat? Like preparing smoked salmon on a boat?? Completely unfocused, lost and high. Van Damme for president.
A mix of PCP and cocaine+possibly weed.
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Go die in a fire.
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Terminator style. Hmm that is pretty cool. But isn't there a chance it doesn't work and I end up stealing carstereos shaking, vomiting and droolin. Wielding a knife on COPS.
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