The n00bs.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:36 am

New rule. For something to be classified as funny, it has to:

a) Provoke you to laugh for at least 5-10 minutes
b) Become a common gimmick in your vocabulary for at least a month
c) Force you to shove object ( funny ) down the throats of your friends until everyone in your communicative circle knows of said object ( funny )
d) Impress an either small resp. large group of people with similar interests
e) Evoke the interests of jewish moneywranglers to a point where ripping the object (funny) for profit is the only plausible outcome

Everything else, in the category previously known as funny, that doesn't or won't hold these 5 simple standards, will from this day forth be accounted for as being: "Mildly Entertaining", "Slightly Amusing", "X minutes well spent", "Quite Impressive" or s.o.o in that, or close to that, line of thought.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:06 am

all ur baze are belon g to uz

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:13 am

Hottest/lamest nOOb of september competition initiated.

JohnPnP · Post by **JohnPnP** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:30 am

Well, you all suck balls, so fuck it.
I have once stumbled upon something that was classified as "funny". The phrase buttsex. While this may seem low brow to you high brow beaters of the internet meat, it is teh phunnies.
So fuck off an die, and such.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:27 am

SURPRISE BOTTSECHS!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:47 am

SAMUEL DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS 'RELATIONSHIP' MALARKEY.

This is because Samuel is a llama.

SSSHHHHHH.

Samuel does not know this.

Poor Samuel.

Ooh, they're gonna bleed your eyes, Samuel. They're gonna make a throw rug out of your sad hide, Samuel. Oooh. They're gonna dance like hopped up rabbits upon your withered corpse, Samuel.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:16 pm

Don't you mean buttfuck, johnny? After all, 'buttsex' is nothing new.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:02 pm

Blargh wrote:I cannot see menstruation as an especially amusing subject.

Says the guy who wouldn't know "amusing" if it was the name of a Nietzsche essay.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:10 pm

Says the chap WHO CHORTLES OVER MENSTRUATION.

Clearly, you won't see the light of this matter. A pity.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:51 am

Subhuman wrote:
Blargh wrote:I cannot see menstruation as an especially amusing subject.
Says the guy who wouldn't know "amusing" if it was the name of a Nietzsche essay.

:namedrop:

OMG I AM SO SMART AND INTELLECTUAL, MARVEL AT ME PLZ.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:05 am

who is this friedrice nietzche fellow :curious:

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:29 am

He had a cool mustache.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:50 am

atoga wrote:who is this friedrice nietzche fellow :curious:

"Fried Rice Niche" was actually the name of an agricultural research enterprise during the 19th Century. Although the FRN was based in Europe, it had a very strong interest in the culinary developments in California, where many Chinese immigrants were arriving and attempting to share in the dream of Manifest Destiny. Some Chinese Scholars connect this to a sense of lost historical opportunity. Cheng Ho could have circumnavigated the earth before Columbus "Discovered America".
The insular regime shut down the advanced seagoing enterprise of forward thinking Chinese in order to preserve their hold on traditional society. So the Chinese immigrants were using the American Frontier as a substitute for the great colonial enterprise "that could have been".
They liked to eat rice, but rice couldn't grow everywhere on earth.
In California, rice was imported to supply the immigrant population.
This is where "Fried Rice Niche" detected an opportunity. By creating a Super Rice, they could have a food supply capable of dominating and outproducing all other food supplies. The Super Rice would not be bound by mundane concerns of "food morality". Many foods are bound by geographic considerations like soil composition, water availability, weather,etc. The Super Rice would have a contempt for such restrictions and would defy all attempts at burgeoise confinement. The Super Rice would drink deep and fearlessly of all biomes. It would stand tall, towering above all of the "unter-rice" - the "Lesser Rices". Of course, it was possible that the Super Rice could be contaminated and diluted by mixing with the Lesser Rices, so a program of Rice Purity would of course have to be implemented.
Beware the Super-Rice.
It looks back.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:47 am

well Mr Nicki was an extraordinary man of controversy and willpower, way ahead of his time.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:55 am

DJ SlamÃƒÂ¯Ã‚Â¿Ã‚Â½k wrote:So the people who've been around since the Gamespy days are already old sods, eh? You're such a shit, time. ::punches clock::

Hell, I'm pre-gamespy. Although, Kreegle was the head admin when I came, so I'm sure there's someone around here who's been around even longer.

Crap Artist · Post by **Crap Artist** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:00 am

Registered once way back before the .cx site, don't post here much as the forums are kindah ded...still an interesting read though.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:25 am

Crap Artist wrote:Registered once way back before the .cx site, don't post here much as the forums are kindah ded...still an interesting read though.

Eat your Rice!

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:32 pm

Stainless wrote:Hell, I'm pre-gamespy.

Yeah, me too. I even remember your old nick

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:57 pm

I'm Tim Cain.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:13 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:I'm Tim Cain.

It's dissapointing that Tim Cain is actually a French twit name Susan.