Louisiana and Katrina: Post-apocalyptic?

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:53 pm

In the event of flooding, your yarmulke can be used as a flotation deivce.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:50 pm

Are you kidding, Megatron? This is a golden opportunity to combine the usual "JEWS HAW" tedious borderline offensive crap with some all new material! Tell me, when will DAC again get the opportunity to go "swell guy JEWS DROWNING IN NEW ORLEANS HAW" like they have for this entire thread? It's a virtual geyser of massive hilarity.

bforp · Post by **bforp** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:03 pm

Spazmo wrote:geyser

HAHAHA! GET IT?!

Say what? CHARLIE BROWN, THAT'S WHAT!

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:19 pm

I want to kill you.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:38 pm

I was going to split off bforp's post and send it to the Wasteland, but then I realised that would be an endorsement of all the godawful spam that was already in the thread. So I did nothing. It sounded right to me.

bforp · Post by **bforp** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:38 pm

Naked_Lunch wrote:I want to kill you.

And I want to massage your penis until the trees outside my porch can see the love soaring to the sky in a mighty helicopter made out of cranberries!

BUT I DON'T WHINE ABOUT IT LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, LIKE YOU! LITTLE GIRL! YOU!

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:04 pm

Spazmo wrote:Are you kidding, Megatron? This is a golden opportunity to combine the usual "JEWS HAW" tedious borderline offensive crap with some all new material! Tell me, when will DAC again get the opportunity to go "swell guy JEWS DROWNING IN NEW ORLEANS HAW" like they have for this entire thread? It's a virtual geyser of massive hilarity.

bad

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:38 pm

Megatron wrote:Eh, some of you are a dicks. A disaster happens, thousands of people are starving to death if they don't get murdered first and it's happening as we speak. Meanwhile you're making bad jokes about it.

It's potable water that I'm worried about. Starvation takes a lot longer than a week.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:57 pm

Megatron's utter lack of self-awareness never fails to amaze. Yes, Megs, the kettle is indeed black.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:27 pm

Subhuman wrote:Yes, Megs, the kettle is indeed black.

What was that about black people? [/omarosa]

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:14 am

Spazmo wrote:Are you kidding, Megatron? This is a golden opportunity to combine the usual "JEWS HAW" tedious borderline offensive crap with some all new material! Tell me, when will DAC again get the opportunity to go "swell guy JEWS DROWNING IN NEW ORLEANS HAW" like they have for this entire thread? It's a virtual geyser of massive hilarity.

Maybe we should replace "congoids

" with "canadians

", would that make you feel better, you armchair Jesse Jackson, you?

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:38 am

ApTyp wrote:
Spazmo wrote:Are you kidding, Megatron? This is a golden opportunity to combine the usual "JEWS HAW" tedious borderline offensive crap with some all new material! Tell me, when will DAC again get the opportunity to go "swell guy JEWS DROWNING IN NEW ORLEANS HAW" like they have for this entire thread? It's a virtual geyser of massive hilarity.
Maybe we should replace "congoids " with "canadians ", would that make you feel better, you armchair Jesse Jackson, you?

As long as it's not Quebecers, I'm okay

Thanks Koki for the link, it's pretty good!

I'm wondering when this will finish... It's taking pretty long...

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:06 am

Somebody wrote:

I'm wondering when this will finish... It's taking pretty long...
When it is over, the next thing will start. Political Piranhas Prowling Predatorily Preparing Pointed Prongs Potentially Puncturing Preconcieved Pompous Positions.
Or something.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:59 am

Subhuman wrote:Megatron's utter lack of self-awareness never fails to amaze. Yes, Megs, the kettle is indeed black.

Thanks for the update, I'm glad they changed it back after the 'millenium kettle' fiasco 5 years ago

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:27 pm

Hey, I saw some Jews on tv that were in the stadium where everyone in New Orleans apparently is, except the ones who are mugging and killing. So they are in trouble too; Jews and blacks are in the same shit!

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:09 pm

Baah, they were prolly just slummin and having good time. A cheap holiday in other peoples misery.

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:35 am

It's just like fallout, cept there's no white people.

aw, shit. beat me to it

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:51 pm

Post-apo-rpg without white people? Where did Bubba go?

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:54 am

vx trauma wrote:Post-apo-rpg without white people? Where did Bubba go?

This gets back to the manson theory. Maybe a genotype-specific vector was employed. No white people.
According to that not-even-baked-at-all manson scenerio, the congoids wouldn't know how to run things.
Imagine, a post-apoc rpg with no nukes/etc. Just ignorant crackheads inhabiting a technostructure they cannot operate.
Like that planet full of children on the 1st series Star Trek episode.