Soylent Green, The New Shade Of Sexy?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:29 pm

Mmm... Dead fetuses... :drool:

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:48 pm

Smiley wrote:They also use tissue from aborted children for skin products...

that made me laugh :moral fiber:

Hitler put the jews to similar use iirc, damn chinese copycats

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:27 pm

You need to eat, get health treatments and medicine. On this planet where cash makes it all happen, big supprise you see little quirks like this around. Quit whining. You sound like an old retired social worker.
-ende

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:41 pm

People need to stop whining about other people whining.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:54 pm

just dump the whining biased people into gas chambers. Problem solved. Gimme a medal.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:04 pm

No.

And I don't want to hear you whining about it!

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:42 am

cannibalism is so taboo that people would rather suffer protein deficiencies than eat other people. I forget why it's taboo, though. Something modern, because it's what kept many humans alive way back when before fields of beef.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:24 am

Religious cunts banned cannibalism as 'barbaric'. Why bury or burn the corpse when you can feast on it? Or make awesome puppets for shop windows. Don't forget skin lamp shades. Gonna be THE next thing.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:31 pm

vx trauma wrote:Religious cunts banned cannibalism as 'barbaric'. Why bury or burn the corpse when you can feast on it? Or make awesome puppets for shop windows. Don't forget skin lamp shades. Gonna be THE next thing.

Weekend At Bernies!

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:06 am

I wouldn't want to eat someone I would be too grossed to shake hands with.

Like YOU, gentle reader.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:14 am

By the nature of processed foods, ApTyp, in all probability you already have.

A Supermarket Somewhere -

Mr. N - 'Mmmm, that unidentifiable meat substance you have there looks positively orgasmic ! May I please try some ?'
Ms. K - ' Why yes ! It is made from 100% organic junkie vagrants and homeless alcoholics, this week with chilli and garlic ! Have a free sample !'
Mr. N - 'Thanks !'
Mr. N - *chews*
Mr. N - 'I can taste the hepatitis and the shattered dreams ! Yay !'
Ms. K - 'Yay !'

AhaHA. Ehue, strikeout.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:34 pm

A strapping young laddie called blargh
was stroking his penis with lard
but his stroking was roughish
he wanked out a blowfish
dying his last word was argh.

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:40 pm

Jonathan Swift had the right idea.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:22 pm

When a mammal eats another mammal from the same species, it goes crazy after awhile. If a person eats a cow, their system says, "Hey! That's not my protein!" It then reconfigures cow protein into the person's protein.

But if a human eats another human, their body can't tell that it's not their protein and just slaps the stuff at the end of the eater's protein strands. When that happens often enough, it begins to affect the brain.

It's what causes mad cow disease, too, because it was started by leftover cow being put into cow feed.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:20 am

Retlaw83 wrote:When a mammal eats another mammal from the same species, it goes crazy after awhile. If a person eats a cow, their system says, "Hey! That's not my protein!" It then reconfigures cow protein into the person's protein.

But if a human eats another human, their body can't tell that it's not their protein and just slaps the stuff at the end of the eater's protein strands. When that happens often enough, it begins to affect the brain.

It's what causes mad cow disease, too, because it was started by leftover cow being put into cow feed.

So a feedback cycle of undifferentiated proteins results in the eventual
production of prions? (Or a reduction TO prions, more accurately.)

So we make a special "molecule sauce" that "spices" the yummy
human goodnes so it gets detected differently.
"Hu-burger helper helps your hu-burgers help you... a-void Ku-ru!"