Rather than digging dead threads. AKA The Picture Thread

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:28 am

Crap Artist wrote:
Kashluk wrote:
Nicolai wrote:That's a funky moustache you've got there, Sanchez.
DIRTY Sanchez, you mean!
Sure beats a Filthy Hitler

Psychosniper - your name suits you well. Just don't go on a killing spree when they let you out. Happy thoughts

"Happy Thoughts" might be exactly what we don't want him having when
he gets out.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:08 pm

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:43 pm

That's me!...?

About the reversed flag. It is deliberately applied backwards, with the stars facing forward to give an appearanec of forward motion.

iirc, it's a tradition that orginates from the civil war era, when cavalry flagbearers would charge into battle with the union flag held high, causing the flag to stream backward so that the stars would face forward.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:03 am

PsychoSniper wrote:

Still havent been issued all of the patches yet, but heres the new Army ACU.

@ Sauron: His nose is too fucking big and his mustache is too fucking goofy for him to look like me.

@ PsychoSniper: I'm really fucking drunk and the fake intense look in your eyes is giving me the creeps. Just own up to the fact that you're a quarter master or in some other rear support unit and not a sniper.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:11 am

They let you be a sniper with those glasses? Anyway, either shave that moustache or grow a real beard.

Or a real moustache:

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:00 am

To my memory, you had to have 20/20 vision to become a sniper. It's the only reason I didn't opt for sniper school.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 12:08 pm

I thought they let marines wear glasses, lol

Although maybe that was only for medics and shit, I'm not familiar with Marine Corps power infrastructure.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:26 pm

I rather have a medic that sees well if I'm hurt

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:51 pm

He's a bloody fat man, what else would you expect from him than sit his greasy ass on a tree and point a boom-stick at people

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:28 pm

Wouldn't a shotgun be a little too dispersive for a sniper?

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:28 pm

I bet that he's just some janitor who thought that he'd look all coll and chit in a uniform.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:19 am

Lynxer wrote:Wouldn't a shotgun be a little too dispersive for a sniper?

Maybe he's a close-range sniper?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:05 am

Most likely.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:56 pm

It's too bad I already have a hole, you can't dig one with the shotgun

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:55 am

You can have a new one created for you though.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:46 pm

Franz Schubert wrote:
Lynxer wrote:Wouldn't a shotgun be a little too dispersive for a sniper?
Maybe he's a close-range sniper?

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Close-range sniper. One sentence punchline that works also at bars. EDIT. (mescaline/speed/weed/alcohol) To attract the opposite sex ofcourse. "HEeEY Babe! I'm a close-range sniper. Give-me a blowjob"

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:43 am

vx trauma wrote:
Franz Schubert wrote:
Lynxer wrote:Wouldn't a shotgun be a little too dispersive for a sniper?
Maybe he's a close-range sniper?
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Close-range sniper. One sentence punchline that works also at bars. EDIT. (mescaline/speed/weed/alcohol) To attract the opposite sex ofcourse. "HEeEY Babe! I'm a close-range sniper. Give-me a blowjob"

Iiiiii'm blind...in TEXAS!
The Lone Star is hot tonight!

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:24 am

Redeye wrote:
vx trauma wrote:
Franz Schubert wrote: Maybe he's a close-range sniper?
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Close-range sniper. One sentence punchline that works also at bars. EDIT. (mescaline/speed/weed/alcohol) To attract the opposite sex ofcourse. "HEeEY Babe! I'm a close-range sniper. Give-me a blowjob"

Iiiiii'm blind...in TEXAS!
The Lone Star is hot tonight!

AAHAHAHAHAAAA! Close-range sniper 2 directed by ÃƒÆ’Ã…â€œwe Boll!

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:54 am

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:21 pm