Post-apocalyptic survival tips/Worst scenarios

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:20 am

Check this out.

There's a lot of tips that could ultimately be useful in a post-apocalyptic setting or pre-apo.

Includes:

- How To Survive A Riot
- How To Jump From Rooftop To Rooftop
- How To Ram A Barricade
- How To Survive A Plunge Over A Waterfall
- How To Escape From A Car Hanging Over The Edge Of A Cliff
- How To Survive In A Plummeting Elevator

Some could be useful for those who like mischief like ramming a barricade.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:23 am

How To Control A Runaway Camel

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:46 am

Antimeasure wrote:How To Control A Runaway Camel

This one is useful... Well... If you went to a desertic place and hum... fuck it. It's no use.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:15 am

Thats actually some pretty interesting stuff to read. Everyone likes to be prepared for rare occurrances.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:29 am

How To Foil An Alien Abduction

Do not panic.
The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.

Control your thoughts.
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting--the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, body probes, etc.). Such images may encourage the alien to take you.

Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone. If you're desperate, try and sell it a life insurance policy--that usually repels humans, and it may also work on EBEs.

Resist mentally.
Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light or in a safe place. Picture the EBE handcuffed and behind bars or being audited by the IRS. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.

Resist physically.
Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE's eyes (if it has any). You will not know what its other, more sensitive areas are.

How Spielberg.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:02 pm

It's not like I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and I'll have to survive a riot, jump from rooftop to rooftop or escape from a car hanging over the edge of a cliff. We're not in a fucking movie, things like that don't happen out of the blue. I'll wake up, go to work, park my car in the undeground parking and walk up to my office. And when I'll go home I won't use the rooftops. And there's no waterfall around

subnormalx · Post by **subnormalx** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:46 am

I have most of the worst case scenario books, they're meant to be comedy books... Really great to read.. I dont think theyre even supposed to be actual survival manuals... (Although the advice IS factual)
Also they appeal to some people who dont really go out to experience adventures ... so the book's a sort of arm-chair adventure experience...

They also get me into the mood to do something fun (or extremely stupid if u ask anybody normal)

Some of the books have stuff that isn't so far-fetched... Ive actually gone through some of the situations.