The Arena!!!

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:41 pm

*EXPERIENCE DEJAVÃƒÆ’Ã…Â¡* +23 XP

I PULL OUT SPORK. LICK SPORK CLEAN OF BRAIN MATTER, GOACULATED BLOOD AND ANY LIQUIDS AND GAIN 1 INT

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:42 pm

muhahahaha!!!!!!
evil laughter suddenly fills the arena.
a dark figure steps calmy inside the arena.
when looking around he lights a sigaret, smiling as he sees the carnage before him.
he mumbles amateurs, and shakes him head.
he picks up two bodies and lays them on eachother.
then he takes a seat on the bodies and opens a nice cold bottle of beer.
just when he finished his beer and sigaret he takes out his lasercut katana.
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suddenly he raises his hand and points at the people left in the arena and says almost silently:

you are all bad excuses for walking pieces of human waste.
even the lower level creatures in this excistense have no respect for you all.
now..........
give me all your best shot.......
(to be continued) :twisted:

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:31 am

From Geno's body rises an unlikely enemy:

He used his cold breath to make an ice slide, jumps on it, SLIDES TO VICTORY and hits Naked_Lunch in the balls! He eats them and makes the sound the sound that penguins make while he standing on his enemy, crying and powerless.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:52 am

The Penguins would never aid one such as you. Clearly, 'tis smoke and mirrors. You lying, parasitic cunt.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:04 am

> Now listening to Jimmy Smith - The Cat

You are now an asshat.

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:05 am

"The Mighty Penguins(NOT the Mighty Ducks) will rule the universe one day, they will be everywhere, in YOUR home also. They will eat all the butterflies.

They will rise from my ashes and bring DOOM! I let them take over my body, so that when I die, they could come to life as TUXZILLA!!! TREMBLE!!!"
said Geno's spirit as it rested along Simba, Darth Vader and Elvis' spirit high atop in the sky.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:35 pm

Lying, parasitic, cuntish blasphemer.

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:20 pm

YOU SHALL DIE FIRST! Attack, TUXZILLA!

The penguin leaves Naked_Lunch for dead and runs at Blargh, creates another slide, slides to Blargh and impales him in the wall! He gets out his beak and smashes him until he is bathing in his blood, he then turns to the other fighters and do what penguins do.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:07 pm

I pick my nose for 5 hours, increasing my Melee skill by +20 points.

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:20 pm

Do you eat the results(what you've picked)? 'cause the penguin would like to have 'em.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:43 pm

I barter my booger to the Penguin for a fake Rolex, increasing my Bling by +2.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:43 pm

ApTyp wrote:I pick my nose for 5 hours, increasing my Melee skill by +20 points.

We're not in UO, bitch!

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:45 pm

Too late!

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:47 pm

The penguin eats it with squels of joy. He gains +10 Max Health. He wants more and asks for it.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:19 pm

I refer the creature to Haris, whose brain is booger jelly. Or so the scientists say...

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:07 pm

I meditate and increase my frustration level to code orange. One more notch and ready to kill.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:13 pm

You receive a terrorist attack in the leg, -12 hit points.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:16 pm

*The fight begins, the two warriors battle with insane strenght and agility, the sword's sounds hitting each other echoes through the arena... After an hour the fight suddenly stops, the two warriors stare at each other and an aura starts shining in the arena, the two warriors then jump and the fight starts again...*

Nicolai · Post by **Nicolai** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:39 pm

"The Salt!" I ejaculate.

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:40 pm

I read some Edgar Allen Poe