Stapler

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:07 pm

They bought this new stapler at work, it's so spiffy. It's like an orgasm each time you use it. And they chained it to a table so nobody steals it.

I couldn't find any pictures on the webbar, but it's good-looking like Christina Aguilera

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:15 pm

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:54 pm

Problem solved. Now why this thread isn't in the Wasteland?

RawonaM · Post by **RawonaM** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:22 pm

Because Susan is special.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:38 pm

That's not a fucking stapler, mismatch Dl;

Now that one...

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:11 pm

Your life must be soo boring that the only thing of interest to you today was a new fucking stapler that you can't even steal.

How can someone with a healthy mind be willing to be a white collar?

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:13 pm

EVERY DAY STUDENTS OF ALL KIND OF SCHOOLS GET TRAPPED BY THE SYSTEM. CASTRATED MINDS AND FORCEDTO DRESS LIKE A MORMON.

RawonaM · Post by **RawonaM** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:36 pm

That's not a fucking stapler

No. But it's a solution for the problem that the stapler is chained to the table.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:19 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:but it's good-looking like Christina Aguilera

What does a skanky stapler look like?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:17 am

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:14 am

http://spreadmystaplerandflyaway.ytmnd.com/

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:25 am

ytmnd is so 2004.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:40 pm

<insert object> is so <insert year> is so 2001.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:57 pm

That was half of the reason why I used it

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:02 pm

Neon Dingo is so 2004

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:28 am

More like 2003. <IMG SRC="http://saturn.walagata.com/w/doctorplatos/emot-c00l.gif">

Give credit where credit is due!

Also: Weed > Stapler

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ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:21 am

Use bolt cutters. I doubt the chain is any stronger than that of a bike lock.

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:23 am

Why have they chained it? Aren't you workers trustworthy or is it such an attraction?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:24 am

Apparently someone's stealing.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:00 am

ApTyp wrote:Apparently someone's stealing.

Everyone should steal and cover for everyone else.

At least open the stapler and take all but just a few staples.
That way it runs out on somebody else and blame is deflected away
from yourself.
Just keep doing it over and over!

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