The Arena!!!

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:22 pm

I stop attacking ApTyp and challenge [HPA]SniperPotato to a duel.

I prepare my net and trident.

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 6:33 pm

I rally the jews to overthrow the Pharoah and find a grenade.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:42 pm

SniperPotato throws the grenade at me. Using my metal armor, I jump and it hits the armor and goes back at SniperPotato. He finds a shield and rebounds it back. We play Badminton. Lots of fun. We laugh. We laugh more. I lose an arm. I stop laughing. He laughs even more.

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:14 pm

I start to type a reply to Geno's post but my comp lags and freezes. I forget what I typed so I eat Geno's arm.

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 2:17 am

I eat my christmas hat along with a miniature baby jesus.
+1 to spirituality

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:09 am

I shuffle my feet for +2 Kicking.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:11 pm

I shuffle ApTyp's feet for +4 swell guy.

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:42 pm

A hooker shuffles my nuts my +5 AIDS.

Shit..

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:52 pm

WRITE NONSENSE ALL IN CAPS +10 VX TRAUMANESS

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:04 pm

There's blood everywhere. Like in those japanese movies, blood fizzles out of the arm. I scream. I scream harder. "AAAAAAAAAAH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ARM IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAH! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!"

It seems like the bleeding won't ever stop, blood flows, flows flows flows...

The Arena is full of blood. Everyone is splattered. I fall on the ground, unconcious.

-3 Mobility for everyone in the Arena.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:56 pm

INANE JERKCITY REFERENCE +12 TO CUNNILINGUS AHUALGHAG

T DICKS

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:25 am

I cast my net into the sea. I dragged up from the dark abyss things of strange aspect and strange beauty -- some shone like a smile, some glistened like tears, and some were flushed like the cheeks of a bride.

When with the day's burden I went home, my love was sitting in the garden idly tearing the leaves of a flower. I hesitated for a moment, and then placed at her feet all that I had dragged up, and stood silent.

She glanced at them and said, "What strange things are these? I know not of what use they are!" I bowed my head in shame and thought, "I have not fought for these, I did not buy them in the market; they are not fit gifts for her."

Then the whole night through I flung them one by one into the street. In the morning travellers came; they picked them up and carried them into far countries.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:27 am

I fuck a plush animal for +5 Charisma

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:32 am

I spam for +1 postcount.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:51 am

I go bueno on your ass

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:08 pm

i summon hordes of angry natives to firebomb the arena by posting pics of allah.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:16 pm

I shoot atomic bomb out of my ass, you're all ded faget

Luck -2

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:38 pm

I redirect said atom bomb to Geno's ass where it is perfectly cushioned and doesn't go off.

+3 Field Goal.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:37 pm

Ryno wins!

JohnPnP · Post by **JohnPnP** » Fri May 05, 2006 11:55 pm

I kick this thread in the jimmy. +5 to Bump.