“Doctor?�
“What seems to be the problem?�
Now, now, here’s the peculiar thing –and you can trust when I say it was quite peculiar -, the very second the doctor asked me this – I tell you, the very second – I noticed his clothes were emitting some sort of radioactive energy. Mind you, some kind of bad radioactive energy. I first asked him to take of his right shoe – to compare its size with my own right shoe, little more -, but when the doctor refused, I knew the very existence of non-radioactive energy relied on me hanging up the phone that very instant.
Now, now, a second peculiar thing – stay with me here –, there was no phone in the docter’s office. Not a single phone - ! -. Just think of the thoughts racing through my mind, what to do, what to do, what to do, even inside the doctor’s head – where the desk said there would be a phone “for sure, trust me� – no phone could be found. So there I was, on the very verge of panic, and the radio started playing our song.
Why did Lunchmeat steal my :cyclops: emoticon?
This deserves a basic smiley 0_o
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King of Creation wrote: Aaannnnnnnnd to the wasteland
myself.
is mine
