How Uwe Boll still lives

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:59 pm

Figures.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 9:12 pm

Wolfman Walt wrote:http://www.boll-kg.de/trailer/inthenameoftheking.htm

Wait... no endless dungeons, tunnel-like forests or phat lewt? Then how come it's called Dungeon Siege?

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:03 pm

Well thats probably why he renamed it "In the name of the king - a Dungeon Seige Story." Or he's a moron. I dunno, Ray Liota looks laughingly bad already though.

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:28 pm

The guy just takes little-known franchises. That's all. Oh, and he destroys what little credibility they had.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:32 pm

I thought Dungeon Seige was a pretty well known franchise.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:37 pm

who had credibility again?

Geno · Post by **Geno** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:58 pm

I knew when typing thta word I would get corrected

It's just some somewhat-popular franchises.

Dungeon Siege is not amazingly popular compared to Tomb Raider, Halo and other bigger franchises. And it has no story.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:35 am

Ban Geno.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:41 am

Admin Atoga.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:05 pm

Ban Geno, admin me once again.

Also, I can't watch the trailer from work, so somebody post a screenshot

QuaziU · Post by **QuaziU** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:01 pm

Why don't anybody like Uwe? you know... his films aren't the best, but how the hell you can make good film based on game like house of the dead? pure killing w/out any plot and everyone want some parapsychological debates about sensibility of life and nature of sin or other philosophical thingies

edit: ooops, I just digged out some long dead thread, sorry:D

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:14 pm

You know, nobody forces anybody to make a movie, so he could have well just NOT DONE THESE SHITTY MOVIES, and choose other scenarios.

QuaziU · Post by **QuaziU** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:25 pm

there are many worser films, and noone is so radical 'bout them, like final destination, or star wars attack of the clones:D
and for example, Ed Wood, he made really shitty films,in his time he wasn't very ekhm.. popular but now he is kind of god for film fans... now we are observing as the new king is born, someone who will be loved by next generations:D hail uwe:D

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:04 pm

Maybe thats why he's often compared to Ed Wood, ya think? Also - I dunno if we were watching the same movies, but "Attack of the Clones" was atleast.....well better in some way or another.

Phias · Post by **Phias** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:23 pm

QuaziU wrote:Why don't anybody like Uwe? you know... his films aren't the best, but how the hell you can make good film based on game like house of the dead?

There are many ways such a feat could be accomplished. You can add depth to almost anything if you're creative and talented enough to pull it off.

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:05 am

vx trauma wrote:We should put our penis together via paypal

wtf

Slitting Geno's throat is like cutting warm butter

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:21 am

Put that knife away and shut your mouth.